Non-man penis haver

This is a male old enough to qualify as a man,but is not dignified enough to behave as such. He is also not digified or classy enough to be deemed a fuck boy and is a complete loser by all senses of the word. Not only does he not have a position in life to hold adults relationships, though he cannot remain single due to instability to provide for himself financially, he will perpetually pursue romantic relationships to evade accountability for his own failure and will continuously bring every individual he engages in romantic relationships with. This male is a hurricane force toxic destruction in human form. He is a non-man penis haver.

He used me for years blaming depression for not being able to secure a steady job or paycheck ruining my credit and rental credit history and eventually left me for first chick he met on social media. Some could consider him a fuck boy, but I consider him to be even less. He has a penis, but he's not a man by definition. He is a non-man penis haver.

by LacyBitch April 17, 2018

ur genus likes penis

This is the ultimate last resort, if every comeback is used in the mum gay roast then this is your last opportunity to redeem yourself.

Requis: Ur mum gay lol
Jemal: Ur daddy lesbian
Requis: Ur granny tranny
Jemal: Ur sister a mister
Requis: Ur brother a mother
Jemal: Ur grandpap a trap
Requis: Ur family reunion a homosexual communion
Jemal: Ur family tree LGBT
Requis: Ur ancestors incestors
Jemal: Ur race has gayes
Requis: UR SPECIES FECES
Jemal starts T-posing summoning the powers of the space turtle, every planet, sun, moon, galaxy, and universe starts to align then the space turtle shoots all its energy at you giving godly strength.
Requis: NO! WHAT IS THIS INCREDIBLE POWER?
Jemal: Ur genus likes penis
Jemal back hands Requis so hard that he wipes him out of existence in every multiverse. The connection was so loud that it cracks the fabric of space and time.

by Negro tech support May 21, 2018

yellow puffy part of the penis

What I have a burning sensation in.

"What should I do when there is a burning sensation in the yellow puffy part of the penis?"

by Vulgar Clown August 21, 2003

Small Penis Truck

A vehicle that there is no shame in owning. Some people will mock you for having one, but what you have is what you have.

Doesn't matter to me, I enjoy having a Small Penis Truck.

by nothinbuttherain March 13, 2020

do penis have knees

the act of changing a sign with movable letters into a totally non sense pharse and it staying up there for 1 hole day

Sierra,Jessica,Liz kelsey did a do penis have knees.

by Lizjessicakelseysierra March 27, 2009

4 way mounted mantle penis

4 large slabs of 2x4 pieces of wood with 4 large rubber dildos attached.

extras contain a large spinning circular plate for cock slapping.

i would love to go upstairs and use my 4 way mounted mantle penis.

by the creator ;) December 13, 2010

One penis policy aka OPP

In polyamory and open relationships, when a (cis) male feels entitled to all of the women he wants, but demands that his primary not sleep with other men. Hence, a "one penis policy," or OPP.

My husband fucks anyone he wants, but I can't sleep with other men because of his fucking insecure One penis policy aka OPP

by @ExcellentSmell December 25, 2021