Cheesing the weasel

Fooling an asshole into thinking he’s having sex with you, when he’s actually ducking a tube of Pringles

“My ex-boyfriend was trying to get back with me, so I was cheesing the weasel to show I’m not interested”

by Frii October 27, 2022

cheese wings

When you perform cunnilingus while the female has a yeast infection, however, she has not douched and kept her vagina sanitary, therefore, pasty white substances accumulate along the walls of the labia minoris. To earn your cheese wings, you must eat this substance.

While you earn your cheese wings, you might be reminded of a Greek salad. Minus the tomatoes, sliced cucumbers, onion, and olives and lettuce.

by Omnivici1 March 29, 2015

kraft mac and cheese original

my favorite food

you: hey want some kraft mac and cheese original
me: y e s

by fartbulb47 June 5, 2024

Cheese Lover

Cheese is love cheese is life #justiceforbiggiecheese -Aminata٫ also know as . Cheese addiction

Aminata is a cheese lover

by Mimi_c0ol October 3, 2021

cheese lid

A layer of cheese so thick that it renders the goods underneath indistinguishable.

Margy: "Ah, dang. I left the quiche in the oven too long and burnt the top. Now it's garbage."
Tony: "Don't trash it. Just throw a cheese lid on it and nobody will even know."

by sun dog March 2, 2020

The Colby Cheese

The leftover smeg around the helmet rim after a streak of unwashing after sexual pleasure

“Hey man, are you aware you’ve got some of The Colby Cheese down your leg”

by OHB All Day May 13, 2024

MOLDANG CHEESE

What you smell like after going to a democraps convention.

LET ME SMELL YOU!! YOU SMELL LIKE MOLDANG CHEESE!! DID YOU GO TO A DEMOCRAPS CONVENTION!?

by ilikeducks November 14, 2023