MOM day

You have to tell peoples moms there beautiful and hug them to bring up there confidence

You:Hey you beautiful mom: thanks so much that boosted my confidence you:yea it’s mom day

by Moms daddy January 9, 2022

Mom

A mom is someone who LOVES you and would do any thing for. They will rase you and protect you at all cost and will forever love you even when your mad at her. She will help you and guid you though any thing even if it means takeing the day off the will correct you and help you make good choices.....
Mom are your life time best friend and I love that

There are none every one loves there mom

by Thatonegirl1133 May 1, 2018

Your mom

The most obese animal in existence, it eats a lot of the human term “hamburgers” and loves to have sexual intercourse with me.

Wait what did you said about my mom

Your mom is fat, are you dumb to not understand what I just said

by Sert J. June 16, 2021

Ur Mom

An insult 3rd graders say to eachother.

Kid 1: You’re Fat!

Kid 2: Ur Mom!!

Kid 3: Ur dad died

I heard ur mom is so fat she tripped everytime she walked

by XxMegaDestroyer69420xX October 13, 2019

your mom

your mom= your a milf

hey your mom

by user_yourmom0 February 3, 2022

ur mom

(this is a joke) someone that needs doing

Joe: What happened to my mom?
Ethan: ur mom was done because he needed it

by ewkvgnhrew February 16, 2022

the realist mom

Super awesome mom that has swag and cool as hell

My mom is the realist mom

by Yilab klof May 22, 2017