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pussy smackers

1. a state of dissapointment
2. a yummy cereal enjoyed after a night of lovemaking with bambi
3. rape and pillage by 113 pilgrims
4. a high five given to a high-quality mooking session
"The 113 pilgrims aren't town. There won't be any mooking tonight, Pussy smackers!"

"Care for a nice cold bowl of pussy smackers?"

"Your bitch was a good mook last night, damn boy, pussy smack her!"
by Mandi and Brandi February 21, 2006
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Pussy Bitch

A person who provides no-strings-attached cunnilingus on demand.
I used to have real feelings for this man, a mere kiss would send me, but now he's my pussy bitch and I feel nothing for him.
by londonfoggal November 26, 2009
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Pussy Porridge

Being scared to do something or not attempting something.
by iiTz R Y A N iX October 4, 2010
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pussy chin

When a guy's facial hair is really sparse and it looks like pubes on his face.
Adam can't grow a beard all he has is a pussy chin. He got his facial hair by "going down on a girl chin first."
by notaboutchins October 21, 2013
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Pussy Guard

A person who guards a woman’s pussy to keep it from being used.
She wants to hook him up with her sister, so she’s Boob Blocking and playing Pussy Guard.
by CrissFury December 2, 2018
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Mommy pussy

A mommy pussy is what a mothers butt is called because her vagina is worn out.
Gerry had sex in angies mommy pussy because her vagina was worn out.
by pbgto2006 May 29, 2016
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Pussy chips

The orange triangular cracker that is located in chex mix.
My favorite things to eat are the pussy chips out of the chex mix.
by PD (pussy destroyer) November 30, 2013
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