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poop

a squishy substance that sloshes around and when hard can be crumbled into little crumbs.
I love the way the poop sloshes around in my diaper, and the crunchy, breakable pieces slosh around aside it.
by bigchungus123 June 19, 2023
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Poop Prank

It is when you are relaxing at home and suddenly you have to shit. So instead of shitting in the toilet you run down the street to a neighbors house and you lean against his front door or screen and try to lay a massive shit. To your disappointment the shit was too small and pathetic. It has to be done again. The same thing repeats itself a second time. You have to come back. The next day you go to the bar that is a couple hundred feet down the street from your neighbors house. You order a beer and half way through the beer your cornhole seems like it is going to squirt. So you run into the bathroom get a bunch of toilet paper and return to your neighbors front door where you lean against it, pull down your pants and squirt a whole puddle of diahrea. Then you wipe your butt and leave the toilet paper there. The next day you hide in the bushes to watch your neighbor clean it up.
I'm in the middle of a Poop Prank. Hold on. I'll tell you how it goes.
by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023
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Poop Licker

Someone who licks poop off a pole after getting their butt reamed. Normally also known as a Limpy Wristed Fag as they enjoy licking poop. They tend to not care that they are sucking poop as they have a pole in their mouth..
I think that fag is a poop licker.
by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023
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Poop fracking

A colloquial terminology referring to the act of vigorously "eating ass".
"I am a bottoms' rights advocate and I support poop fracking."
by Testicunator June 2, 2024
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Black poop

Oh, yeah, I did take Tylenol. Good call doc! Thanks!
Hym "Yeah, no, the black poop was probably the Tylenol. The doctor told me to take it for my jaw thing but, man, this shit is not going away and I can't just take Tylenol forever. Ya know?"
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
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poop nap

when you're exhausted at work and pass out inside the construction site porta potty
I think Bob's takin' a poop nap again
by unklebob 666 June 7, 2024
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poop

somthing that comes out your ass.
she is pooping in the toilet.
by zoed June 10, 2024
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