John macena

John Macena: the comic relief, a loyal friend, a ver exaggerated individual, sensitive, but don’t get on his bad side he will hold a grudge against you till the day he dies. Not very well hung but makes up for it with everything else.

I love John Macena but just wish he was deeper

by MLMFU September 10, 2022

John

A very fat man who is obese. He is plump but also very nice and gentle.

John ate many donuts.

by Hdjkdkdk October 14, 2023

John Howard

The worst PM from Australia's worst political party. Nobody ever saw his face because it was always buried in George Bush's ass. Was in talks to make australia the 51st state of America before the australian public grew more than 3 brain cells and voted him out.

Guy 1: I voted for John Howard
Guy 2: Calls police to remove the crazy psycopath from the streets.

by Among us nft April 20, 2022

credance johns

a true, honest, bloke and and likes Georgia

Credance johns is a mad bloke

by asddfeytnszwkx November 15, 2020

John

A thoughtful person

Oh how thoughtful of John

by Thumb123456 September 11, 2021

Johned

When someone orders food but that someone isn't there in time to pick it up.

"Goosh, I really Johned that pizza, didn't I?"

by Einerstürmf December 13, 2016

John Michael

John Michael is an amazing man of God! He has the voice of an Angel and is very genuine. He cares so much for people and loves his family and friends so much! He has beautiful long black hair and big brown eyes. If you know John Michael then you are in for a wild ride! Oh, and NEVER put him in the friend zone!

"Hey, I heard a new song today. Butterfly by John Michael! It's so good."

"John Michael makes me a better person"

by Jesuslover09 November 23, 2021