fake vacation

when a workplace piling up someone's numbers of works before or after that person got his/her vacation because the workplace afraid of losing their money by having that person off work for a period of time.

"im quiting"
"why? i thought giving you vacation was enough?"
"well, they are just fake vacation ."

by jarniwan October 29, 2023

Vacation Stress Disorder

The stress that results before (pre)-during-and-after (post) a vacation.
A vacation is actually simply the continuance of one's regular daily life under more difficult circumstances.

"Yes, I have VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder. I would actually rather be at the dentist's"
"I start shaking in fear when I think of my wife's plans for our next vacation...add to that a nervous cough, stuffed nose, headache, asthma, joint pain...wasn't this holday supposed to be good for me? Yes, this is VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder."

by Pen-Dragon October 2, 2023

Order to vacate

When Matt Gaetz takes a shit on Kevin McCarthy’s head

Dude just sent an order to vacate! So gnarly!

by Mufgsucksballscum October 2, 2023

Vacational

Like occasional but when your on vacation.

Mom: Are you sure you need to bring that? We’re only going to be there for a day. Teen: Well, sorry mom, I’m vacational.

by Izzyy Bizzyy November 21, 2020

Vacation

period of time when you’re allowed to sleep in and relax but your body inevitably wakes you up at sunrise with the clear intention of mocking you.

dude it’s 6 am, we’re on vacation you need to get up!

by crying ginger November 24, 2020

Vacationally Sized

When your body adapts accordingly, to vacation and holiday grub.

When you haven’t been in holiday but look like you have.

Hey John looks like you were on vacation. No Jim I am vacationally sized.

by WndrWen March 7, 2021

Vacation Bitch

When your head is spinning with anger and frustration and you type "vacation bitch" instead of "fucking bitch" and everyone over analyzes the word and freaks out about not knowing its meaning.

You are such a vacation bitch. Oop,s I mean fucking bitch.

by Tgyyjg March 10, 2021