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urinate into this crater

Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with the words "Please listen carefully to this recording..."

The uploader claims that this happened in a car ride with the narrator and his "fiancé" (or at least in the car that the narrator was in.) The narrator is listening to music in his car and the sound of his phone rings.

The narration says that he "gently took" the phone out of the ear and looked at the caller ID. He doesn't say how but the caller ID said "apple."

He says that he answered "hello" and that it was the "haunting voice" of a woman who told him to turn on his music player as it "would make it easier for him" to find their location. She claims that they are in the desert and that they need the narrator to throw a lighter onto the "crater" of the "pollen" that is located somewhere in the "desert." She says that it will send them an email as well but that it is for the narrator to give the address of the bathroom. They need to urinate into this crater. The narrator says that they both laughed and hung up.
They need to urinate into this crater.
by Drapen August 15, 2022
mugGet the urinate into this cratermug.

Dump in the Urinal

When someone says they took a dump in the urinal, it means that they sat in the urinal and took a dump.
by BLARPAGEONSTICK March 5, 2025
mugGet the Dump in the Urinalmug.

Kid urinal

1. Used as a derogatory term to offend short people.
2. The short urinal in a bathroom
1. Dude, you’re such a kid urinal
2. You need to use the kid urinal?!
by Mr. yee December 5, 2017
mugGet the Kid urinalmug.

ur urinal

a not a real weezer fan
does anything for that clout...
have u heard of ur urinal
yeah she’s very interesting...
by praisingthelourd.... April 20, 2021
mugGet the ur urinalmug.

public urinator

A person who publicly urinates. Self explanitory.
mugGet the public urinatormug.

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