plop it in the trunk

What Amazon wants to do with your packages. Simultaneously, an awful metaphor for anal.

Caleb: "Did you hear Amazon wants to deliver packages to your car?"
Ed: "No? What will they do, just plop it in the trunk?"

Thomas: "Dude, I totally plopped her in the trunk last night!"
Harmon: "... What in the genuine fuck does that mean?"

by WarmLeatherette May 30, 2018

Trunked

To get drunk like a elephant in a fermented fruit farm.

The other night I got so Trunked off a litre of vodka!

by Loopt March 1, 2017

Trunking

When one of two things happen. The first: You don an elephant mask and use the trunk to eat out someone's ass. The second: An elephant eats your ass out with its trunk.

I can't believe you let him trunk you! Did you like the trunking?

by GingaNinjaQueen June 5, 2022

Trunk Slap

The sound made when a penis hits the inner thigh during vigorous movement.

"I really must wear something more supportive than boxer shorts when I run. My penis is raw from all the trunk slaps. It sounds like two elephants high-fiving when I run downhill."

by fairycakesupprise August 15, 2016

Trunking

Trunking, is the act of backing one’s ass up to another’s and proceeding to take a dump into their ass, usually with a turd on the girthy and lengthy side.

“Oh my gosh, Alan trunked me last night for the first time!”

“Wow Sara! Darryl is the king of trunking, you should try it with Sean!”

by TheKinkyKitten January 30, 2024

trunk head

Trunk head is a name to describe someone of little intelligence who likes to bum around and blame others for things randomly.

That trunk head over there said I stole his baby stroller even though I was at work all day!

by AntiTrunkHead November 21, 2023

Mexican Trunk Muffin

When you stay the night as a guest at someone's home that you are nit particularly fond of and they have a sofa fold out bed, in the morning, take shit on the bed, then fold it back up for a surprise they will be sure to love the next time they use it.

Derek: " Yo you spend the night at your ex's house last night?"

Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"

DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"

by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022