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I hit her with a tornado siren the other night and the RA thought we were having an earthquake drill.
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Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.
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Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado
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