park shark

noun; one who drives round and round a parking lot, stalking pedestrians in the hopes of snagging their space. Can also be used as a verb: park sharking.

"There's one! There's one! Come on, we gotta park shark that girl; she's three feet from the door."

by Pentacookie November 20, 2007

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Clout Shark

Someone who is obsessed with gaining clout.

"Look at dylan taking pictures of his bud, what a Clout Shark

by Harvester7X October 20, 2018

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Baby Shark

The dumbest song that always gets stuck in my head

"Baby shark, do--"
"NO!!!!!!!"
*the sound of several gunshots resonate throughout the room*
*followed by a fragmentation grenade*
*followed by a box of fragmentation grenades*
*followed by the main gun of a tank*
*followed by the sound of a body being crushed under a tank*
*followed by a nuclear bomb*
"............bitch."

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loan shark

A person who issues illegal loans, with outrageous interest, and if you don't pay it back over a certain period of time, he a) breaks your legs, b) breaks your face c) kills you.

Billy talked to the loan shark, and we found him sleepin with the fishies.

by Joseth Rainrieg July 18, 2004

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bum shark

The bum shark is a predator who seeks bum of the unsuspecting man.

OH NO WATCH YOURE REAR HERE COMES A BUM SHARK !!!!!!!!!!!

bum

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Jerk Shark

Much like a shark, this person under-exaggerates their ability at certain games. The jerk factor is added by the fact that this person does this to friends, not unsuspecting pool hall drunks.

Richard invites Greg over to play Guitar Hero, saying that he is only on Easy mode. Greg comes over only to get his butt whipped by someone who can 5 star his way through hard.

Under normal circumstances, Richard would be a shark. Because he did this to a buddy, he is a "jerk shark"

by CHRISGRE January 1, 2009

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