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Gaucho Theory

The gaucho theory is a proposed answer to one of the middle phases in the phase series profit scenario. It states Phase X is 'Create internet meme' where X is an integer greater than one but less than the last value in the phase series.

Originally discovered on the popular news site Reddit.com.
The Gaucho Theory Discovered

ElGaucho56:
"Well, it's finally clear:

1. Draw Picture of 7-legged spider
2. Attempt to use it as payment for scam
3. Create internet meme
4. Profit"

Hawkeye05:
"Holy Shit, you found out what the ??? has always been!"
by OneWhoEatsBabies April 1, 2009
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The Christopher Theory

Big Mike got married without Hadi (Small Mike) knowing. Now, Big Mike has a child named Christopher. It is believed that Christopher is Hadi's long-lost brother.
The Christopher Theory was originally developed by Charbel (Gregory's brother)
by gregory for president January 17, 2023
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BecLee Theory

When two opposite genders have anal sexual intercourse, the male becomes the shit whereas the woman becomes the asshole
Male 1 "Have you heard about the BecLee theory?"

Male 2 "Yeah, it's about shit and asshole right?"

Male 2 "Pretty interesting theory"
by Prof. BecLee December 6, 2020
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Music theory

The study of musical possibilities and historical practices involving musical notation and interpretation (essential for understanding the rest of the course) in a musicological approach.

- Music theory can be a tool box, a rule book (that can be broken), or a guideline for composers to help them develop their own ideas of composing their pieces of all genres with chord progressions, tonal & atonal harmony, melodic structuring and many more methods.

- Many modern contemporary composers have broken many of the common practice period composing rules; Claude Debussy, Igor Stravinsky & Ivan Shostakovich are notable examples.

- Jazz music theory, or known as jazz harmony uses similar approaches to Western harmony but often use harmonies that are often played within the genre with additional tension using 9th, 11th, and 13th chords with incorporated usages of modes, and dissonant chords (augmented & diminished chords) and chord progressions that aren’t conforming to traditional music theory.

- There are prominent theorists on YouTube such as Adam Neely, David Bruce, 8-Bit Music Theory, etc. that do analyses and compose pieces using methods of music theory as they explain viewers regardless of their knowledge input of theory.
“I wouldn’t say that music theory is a mandate, but it’s highly recommended if you’re willing to pursue in a musical career.”
by pineapple_sandwich January 4, 2021
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Corndog Theory

Women only want your meat if you got the bread. (They only want to have sex if you have money)
Yo Justin I tested your corndog theory at the bar last night. Chick told me I was cute but wouldn't bang me cause I was broke.
by Upstrucknigga May 18, 2019
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Pervert Theory

The theory is that a less than mid man has 1 or 2 experiences with a hot girl and begins to believe they are in the same league.
i hooked up with an ugly man and now he's going to be a pervert, its the pervert theory.
by wisconsinlover6974 May 8, 2023
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the worm theory

The the worm theory believing woman ran away because her husband shamed her for eating worms for being a republican, although he was a democrat and thought they where scary.
by wormilist November 2, 2022
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