Bail Seeds

Setting yourself up to smoothly bail on future plans by subtly planting fake obstacles that may potentially hinder your involvement in said plans. Once you use that obstacle to bail (usually at the last minute), your seeds have fully blossomed.
NICK: "You're still coming to the club tonight right?"
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."
by og_mateo91 August 19, 2015
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Nicotine Seed

The yellow discolouration of semen due to extensive smoking and nicotine use.
Shit man. Did you see the colour of his spunk? Talk about nicotine seed!
by SeedDemon83 February 13, 2021
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Wadabadacress-seeds?

Pronounced "Wa-da-ba-da-cress-seeds" this phrase means "What about the cress seeds?".
It is best used when someone said something smart and thinks they are amazing, or if someone has just insulted you.

By yelling "YEAH BUT, WADABADACRESS-SEEDS!?" one would instantly confuse ones oponent making everyone forget what just happened, giving you the opportunity to slap them in the face and call them what ever tickles your fancy.
Ben: I hate you so much, you're an idiot
Adam: yeah but....Wadabadacress-seeds?
Ben: ...urhm...what?
Adam: *Slap* ..bitch!
by Benrozzamadozza July 12, 2010
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Seed Snorkeler

When you ejaculate in one eye, forcing it closed and then fart in the other. Causing pink eye in one eye.
Jess pissed me off last night, so I gave her the good ole seed snorkeler.
by SoaringSpentar December 02, 2023
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Miracle seeds

A seed made popular by Rick and Morty, Where as a young boy shoves seeds up his ass... for knowledge of course.
"I need you to go to the bathroom and just shove them way up there *Burp* MOOORTY IM OLD SO THE MIRACLE SEEDS WILL JUST FA * BURP* AAL OUT MORTY"
by {PurpleFlurp} October 09, 2016
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Satan’s seed

Another term used to define ranch dressing, the preferred sauce of the devil
Donna profusely spread satan’s seed all over her salad
by Moose lips January 30, 2019
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