Ranch

A term describing weed that looks very low grade but is actually high quality bud

"Yo this grass is browner than chocolate milk "

"Its friggin ranch though bro"

"Legalize Ranch "

by Doctor Esophagus September 24, 2021

Montana Ranch Catastrophe

This was when a man got a bull on his farm and or ranch par say and it got mad cow disease and went ape shit and raped a mouse with alien bouse

Montana Ranch Catastrophe: I dont speak, I dont think I just am bulll

by Mongolian Enthusiast July 19, 2025

ranch monkey

A monkey made of ranch. This will squirt it’s hot ranch Cummies all over you if you put ice cream on his pizza

Shhhhhh the ranch monkey is coming

by Hide- July 20, 2018

the ranch gang

A group of people who like ranch and anything to do with ranch these type are very diverse and funny (in there own ways) they also get very angry if you say any other condiment is better

It's the ranch gang walking down the street looking fly

by Oldspice_guy October 19, 2020

Habit Ranch

The best ranch dressing in the entire world.

Yeah, wingstop’s ranch is good - but have you had HABIT RANCH? To die for.

by California77 November 23, 2021

Ranched

Absolutely destroyed someone at a game or activity

"We won 10-0, we completely ranched those guys!"

by ranch in my pants January 1, 2021

Cinco Ranch YM

#1 debate team in the world

Yo, did you hear? Cinco Ranch YM had every round against them forfeited because they were too good!

by NSDA_Official September 14, 2023