chuck norris

the number 1 person in THE WORLD THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER, EVEN FOR ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD FUCK WITH. because he WILL FIND YOU.

guy: heeheeheehee, i sent chuck norris an email that says he sucks LOL
CHUCK: *roundhouse kick to the guy's face causing death*

by MR.KICK-ASS March 24, 2013

Chuck Norris boy is cool

Noah is chuck Norris bitch!!

chuck Norris boy is cool

by Big boi dad November 14, 2018

Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory

It has been theorized that when Chuck Norris goes to Soviet Russia, everything is normal for him.

Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory in effect:
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks ass.

by Kailman / The Thunder May 25, 2010

Chuck Norris

The way to explain anything,no matter what,with a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattle snake in the forest while hunting for Bigfoot.After 2 days of grueling pain,the snake died from a sudden case of the roundhouse kick.

by Thunder Pig August 1, 2012

Chuck Norris

A popular exclamation among the coolest of the cool, "chuck Norris!" is to be yelled when one is losing and argument, simply because Chuck Norris is never wrong!

Bob: "I know for a fact 1+1 is 2!"

Tom:"No way! Thats crazy!!"
Bob: "Look! Right here!! At this calculator!! Which so clearly proves that i'm right!"
Tom: "CHUCK NORRIS!!!!"
Bob:"Oh... well.. can't argue with that logic, you win this round, closet ninjas!!"

by Grandpa S. February 6, 2012

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris: (n)/ GOD.

Jesus may be able to walk on water, Chuck Norris can swin through land.

by Poundface February 5, 2010

Chuck Norris

A man who is as close to a god as possble.

Guy 1: Chuck Norris is god.
Guy 2: Yes. I look up to him.

by Tristynn;; <3 April 30, 2006