Giant pussy

1. A massive vagina

2. Being a whiny baby

3. Named Matt Abert

"You're not allowed to do that!" Said by giant pussy Matt Albert

by Notoriouslyzb October 29, 2022

giant wanker

A European slang term for a large penis.

Isn't he a giant Wanker

by vthntr October 19, 2013

Giant Land Tortoise

1. A stealthy South African tortoise which lives in the Tropical Rainforest of Mongolia.

2. An endangered species of blue winged parakeets that eat whales.

"Dude look at the Giant Land Tortoise over there"
"Thats not a Giant Land Tortoise, that a Galapagos Turtle!"

Bill:"Those Giant Land Tortoise are endangered"
Veronica:"YOUR FACE IS ENDANGERED"

by TheUrbanNinja January 1, 2011

New York Giants Boat Party

When you're goofing off by partying a few days before a test pretty much like procrastination

Originates from a pic on the web where several NY Giants players were partying on a boat in Miami before their playoff game in Green Bay in 2016

Person 1: Oh shit! We had a test?
Person 2: Did you have a New York Giants Boat Party?
Person 1: Errrrrrr

by Yankeesfan June 15, 2017

giant homie

Your homie who is too large to call your lil homie so you have to call them your giant homie.

My giant homie is the best!

by Castiglia October 5, 2017

The standing giant

It's when you stand directly under the shower hose so that water is pouring down your head while you pee.

-What did you do last night?
-I got really high and did the standing giant in the shower.

by Jpauliq August 13, 2020

Giant Ginger Monkey

A astonishing creature that once roamed our earth freely before going extinct.

"ginger monkey" , "Hey, look over there its a ginger monkey", "Gary stop trying to be funny you know your wife doesnt love you and your kids left you several years ago" , "But, ginger monkey makes me happy" , "Oh shut up Gary you need to grow up an- OH MY GOD THERE REALLY IS A GINGER MON-", the monkey proceeded to tear Johns face off and devour his corpse and then later recorded it and put it on live leak, Gary stared smugly until the giant ginger monkey molested him and yet again put it on live leak.

by big monkey muncher August 7, 2022