David

Such an epic cool gamer. Much cooler than his older sister Keira.

Person: David’s so epic.
Keira: NOOOOOOO

by Kyra From School May 17, 2019

david

has a small penis. normally sucks toes for 5 dollars. gets fucked in the ass

i fucked a man

oh so you clapped a david

by big body zaya February 24, 2019

david

short dick and has ligma

david has ligma and he is bad at fortnite

by 21001 February 26, 2019

David

The by far most gay person in all of the world

You are such a stupid David

by Mickle299 May 28, 2019

David

A David is a word for a tryhard which is obssessed on completing an objective and goes above and beyond to become boringly efficient at it, a comlete sack.

"Hey, so do you wanna play Fortnite with John?"
"Na, he's such a David, he'll just camp and get wins"

by TheSqueebCollector June 8, 2019

David

David is gay

Yo that man was acting like a David

by Slazeyu June 14, 2019

david

he will haunt you in your sleep and aways has a ruler on him, he loves to stab people WITH the ruler and has violent urge at least once a minute, he will be always ready to attack, STAY AWAY.
HE WILL STAB WITHOUT WARNING

"HEY IS THAT DAVID?" I SAY
"RUN!" says dude next to me

by heyitsmethebigman June 21, 2019