Christopher moment

That moment when your friend faceapps a photo so many times that the app can no longer recognize it as a face.

Drew: you've gone too far this time James
James: But it's a christopher moment, I gotta
Aidan: sheesh

by JvariousButter September 18, 2021

Christopher ash

Man is a redhead who layes the pipe everyday of the week. Hands down. Man is literally the flash.

Its funny how Christopher ash pipes so many people

by Big chubbs November 9, 2021

Christopher

Christopher is the type of person who is selfless. They always put everyone else first before themselves. They are devoted to everything they care about in life and they’re the type of person that gets addicting to be around. Consider yourself lucky if you have the chance to love and to know a Christopher

Wow! Christopher is so kindhearted! I am so in love with him

by iamjustagirlinlove November 30, 2024

Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens whonare addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Christopher Livingstone Eubank

Can be used as a pronoun to describe an avid dancer, someone with a bizarre obsession for 'How You Like Me Now?' by 'The Heavy' or someone who knows facts about the flight pattern of a Bumblebee.

Skip: *dances*
Skip: "How you like me now?"
Shannon: "You're such a Christopher Livingstone Eubank."

by LivingstoneEubank November 13, 2019

Christopher

a guy thats obsessed with valorant when hes only a bronze

also a simp

also ranked #1 as most common gay name

Christopher: "yoo i aced last night"

by aimzas April 6, 2021

christopher john mcpherson

A good-looking idiot that does stupid jetty jumps to impress girls and breaks both feet ending up in a wheelchair. Is a loyal honest idiot has a sexy mullet and smokes crack....

Did u see that guy with the sexy mullet jump off the jetty and fuck both feet?? It looks like Christopher John McPherson!

by McPherson January 15, 2025