tease enter

When someone puts their dick in you for less than 5 seconds then takes it out.

Guy no1: Did you fuck Emma?

Guy no2: Not really I just tease entered her.

by Dont Even Ask. June 11, 2021

Temperature Tease

When a girl rubs her mans cock with icecold panties

Yo man,my girl wanted to try some kinky shit so she hit me with the Temperature Tease.

by j-boss November 8, 2007

Pong Tease

The act of failing to make the last cup in beer pong for 3 or more consecutive attempts.

Jesus Vanessa! Make the cup, don't be such a pong tease!

by Tentacle_Therapist July 8, 2010

Fag tease

a straight male who acts gay aroung gay men just to piss them off. much like a cock tease.

Jim is acting like such a fag tease!

by zero date January 1, 2011

Grade Tease

Similar to a cock tease, a grade tease is a teacher or lecturer (usually female) who appears to gain satisfaction and enjoyment in withholding the results of finished assignments until the last possible moment.

The grade tease will spend the day parading around the classroom or lecture theatre, informing students that she has their marks but not actually handing them out. After informing students that she has the marks, she then spends her time thinking of several menial and degrading educational tasks for her students, before finally handing out the marks.

The tease appears to get some sick satisfaction from the pain and stress that he/she is inflicting and throughout the course of the day asks questions such as 'how do you think you have done'? or makes statements such as 'some of you havent done as well as I expected'.

Teacher: So class I have your marked assignments here, but first I think we should read this case study on the Arabian Sand Industry

Student: That teacher is such a fucking grade tease, I dont even give a shit about this case study.

(The next few hours are then spent reading pointless case studies / texts whilst crapping your pants about the result of your assignment, resulting in a totally unproductive lecture or seminar)

by Northern1 April 6, 2011

horizon tease

this is the act of seeing a girl or guy on the horizon, only to come to them to closely find that they do not meet the expected level of hotness

Mike: "Damn look at that girl down there...smokin'!!!"
Twohy: "Ya man, total babe"
***girl walks by***
Mike: "Every time, just a horizon tease"

by TemporalBaller December 11, 2011

raid tease

When a raid has been set up, you have prepared for the raid and when you show up the raid has been canceled.

Man I was sure ready to raid what a raid tease.

by totalherber June 19, 2011