Stiffi

Stiffi(s), a strange extraction from the name Stephanie, tend to be very athletic, good looking and have a passion for their beliefs. Usually engaged to a michelle, stiffi's are very lucky humans. Despite their name, they do NOT have sexual tendencies. Likes making rumballs and breaks in her spare time. She rather likes explaining linear equations to a certain "pimp".

boy one: Is that who i think it is?
boy two: It couldn't be! How could we be blessed with such an honour?
boy one: i think it is..
boy two: IT'S STIFFI!

by an untouchable PIMP September 18, 2008

stiffy jiffy

Male ejaculate; cum.

Kaleb told me he hit Caitlin in the eye last night with his stiffy jiffy!

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

Stiffle pop

v. and action that is performed by a female, it is road head that goes for a long time, and you get pulled over by an officer and she finnish and you shoot you load all over the cop.

billy was enjoying his road-head when he got pulled over and the officer came to his window and he gave him a stiffle pop!

by stiffle poper July 22, 2009

Stifling

To stiffle - to attempt to conceal a huge mound or erection originating from ones crotch.
Trying to conceal an erection.
Jeans Stifle erections well, but hurt.

HE'S STIFLING!
Look at those jeans, they'd b good stiflers!

by Adam & Tom September 27, 2004

StiffNeck

A term Generally used for an usual way of kissing.

Basically a movement so unseen to the human eye it's unbareable to watch.

Take your Right Ear and Touch your Right Shoulder and keep your head like that for the entire kiss without moving, you just then performed a STIFFNECK!

how was his kiss? omg i just been StiffNecked!

by Rob December 18, 2004

stiff

1.When that cream shooter in your pants inlarges, arises, and hardens drastically.
2.horny

My sister ran to the store and left me home with her friend from school. I had been stiff all weekend so I went to go shoot a load, and my sisters friend overheard me moaning in my room. She walked into the room and immediately started feeling on herself. She then walked over to me and removed my shirt and began licking my chest. I tried to backdown, but then she took off my briefs and started caressing my nuts. Then when she got on her knees I knew exactly what she was craving. I whipped out my 11 inch pole and implied my willingness to allow her giving me a blowjob. Her lips swam on my meat for a while and after that she removed her clothes. 'GOOD THING I WAS STIFF'i thought.

by garrrett January 15, 2008

Stiffy Sauce

The bodily fluid that is excreted from ones urethra when having a massive lap rocket.

1.)Right as my girlfriend was about to slob my knob, i got so excited, that my stiffy sauce scared her away!
2.) I'm so horny, i could fill a bucket full of stiffy sauce.

by Mitchell Meara August 6, 2006