Bed sniffer is someone who actively tries to get into other people's sex lives uninvited and when it is not their business. a bed sniffer is also when someone is on the act of persecuting people based on sexuality, non life threatening, and sanitary fetishes and kinks.
1. george: "Did you really tell the head of our department that Jack was having sexual relations with a customer that actually met at a cafe??"
Jake: "of course I did, they were both men."
George: "Jake, you are just being a bed sniffer, the two did nothing wrong but shared coffee and went behind closed doors."
2. Blake: "Father Daniel what are you doing?"
Father Daniel: "I just got a collection of evidence for sinful sexual activities between Irene and Matthew."
Blake: "for what??? why would you be creepy like that?? their kinks have nothing to do with you.
Father Daniel: "it does because its just missionary and proper, soon the whole town will know of this evil and corruption"
Blake: "you are going too far bed sniffer!"
Jake: "of course I did, they were both men."
George: "Jake, you are just being a bed sniffer, the two did nothing wrong but shared coffee and went behind closed doors."
2. Blake: "Father Daniel what are you doing?"
Father Daniel: "I just got a collection of evidence for sinful sexual activities between Irene and Matthew."
Blake: "for what??? why would you be creepy like that?? their kinks have nothing to do with you.
Father Daniel: "it does because its just missionary and proper, soon the whole town will know of this evil and corruption"
Blake: "you are going too far bed sniffer!"
by TeiThule88 April 2, 2020
Get the Bed Sniffermug. a person who likes to sniff objects but normally hair. usually comes from a payton,noah, or a Mallory.
by CatINTheHatThEbest October 10, 2019
Get the Sniffermug. by Snake428 April 24, 2024
Get the LeJock Sniffermug. A person who give away all of their Pokémon cards to wear a gun and badge.
A person who gets off on having their vehicle windows tinted “for their safety”, but display stickers such blue line flags and “1*”.
An individual who thinks just answering the radio vs being proactive is real police work.
An individual who attended a protest in Saratoga Springs and thinks they “Hard” or “The real deal”.
A person who gets off on having their vehicle windows tinted “for their safety”, but display stickers such blue line flags and “1*”.
An individual who thinks just answering the radio vs being proactive is real police work.
An individual who attended a protest in Saratoga Springs and thinks they “Hard” or “The real deal”.
by Star badge 4 life February 4, 2023
Get the Hulster Sniffermug. A power hungry, fragile female who doesn't want to take responsibility for her actions. Acts like they're being persecuted when Roe v Wade was overturned even though the overturning did not ban abortion itself, and she can still get abortions in New York, California, and there are even red states that aren't completely banning abortions. Has no comeback to Pro-life talking points, uses her gender as a get out of jail free card, and likes to believe that abortion is a male vs female consensus even though 50 percent of men and women are actually pro choice and pro life, respectively. Uses rape as an argument even though they make up less than 1 percent of abortions, as if people would want to rape her fat ass. Maybe it's a weird fetish they keep projecting or something.
life sniffer: muh womens rights! they just overturned roe vs wade wahh! I'm literally going to get tied down and raped like in handmaidens tale wahhhh
normal person: .............what?
male: I thi-
life sniffer: SHUT UP YOUR A MALE
chad pro life woman: I think abortion is inhumane.
life sniffer: SHUT UP I HOPE YOU GET RAPED
chad pro life woman: :/
normal person: .............what?
male: I thi-
life sniffer: SHUT UP YOUR A MALE
chad pro life woman: I think abortion is inhumane.
life sniffer: SHUT UP I HOPE YOU GET RAPED
chad pro life woman: :/
by averyepicgigachad September 30, 2022
Get the life sniffermug. by Hackers1970 April 19, 2018
Get the Barrel sniffermug. by sharquisha. October 13, 2025
Get the Penny Sniffermug.