Scales for measuring Mark Hickmans Cringquakes (Incredibly Cringey Moments)...
The Hickter Scale is the best known scale for measuring the magnitude of cringy moments performed by Mark Hickman. The magnitude value is proportional to the logarithm of the amplitude of the strongest cringe wave during an "cringequake". A recording of 7, for example, indicates a disturbance with ground motion 10 times as large as a recording of 6. The table below gives the frequency of cringequakes in a year and the effects of the cringequakes based on this scale.
Hickter scale no. Frequency per Week
<3 - 800 000 Detected only by cringemometers .
3 - 30 000 Just about noticeable by others.
4 - 800 Most people notice them.
5/6 - 1400 Everyone notices them, asked to leave shops.
7/8 - 15 Serious damage: People cross the road to avoid, people may collapse.
9 - Great damage, most people run in fear.
10 - One every 5 to 10 years Total damage, people have been known to "drop dead".
The Hickter Scale is the best known scale for measuring the magnitude of cringy moments performed by Mark Hickman. The magnitude value is proportional to the logarithm of the amplitude of the strongest cringe wave during an "cringequake". A recording of 7, for example, indicates a disturbance with ground motion 10 times as large as a recording of 6. The table below gives the frequency of cringequakes in a year and the effects of the cringequakes based on this scale.
Hickter scale no. Frequency per Week
<3 - 800 000 Detected only by cringemometers .
3 - 30 000 Just about noticeable by others.
4 - 800 Most people notice them.
5/6 - 1400 Everyone notices them, asked to leave shops.
7/8 - 15 Serious damage: People cross the road to avoid, people may collapse.
9 - Great damage, most people run in fear.
10 - One every 5 to 10 years Total damage, people have been known to "drop dead".
The Hickter Scale:
Mark will attempt to chat up a girl by telling her he loves her.
Nearby people will give him a rating, something this severe would usually earn a 7.
Mark will attempt to chat up a girl by telling her he loves her.
Nearby people will give him a rating, something this severe would usually earn a 7.
by :)pusihtedamzeb February 25, 2010
Get the The Hickter Scalemug. As you might seen Riddle Vision, the riddle shot scale was developed by three guys from Embry Riddle Prescott campus. The normal rating of girls is on the 1 to 10 scale with 10 being the hottest. Now the shot scale is how many shots you must take in order for a girl to be hot. 0 shots being the hottest girl because you dont need to be impaired to hook up with her.
Dude it would take me 4 shots on the riddle shot scale to hook up with that girl.
That girl would take 10 on the riddle shot scale.
That girl would take 10 on the riddle shot scale.
by flyboyz777 July 12, 2010
Get the Riddle Shot Scalemug. It is the universal scale of how trippy something is or how many balls you are tripping. The scale goes from 1 to 18 and the units are balls
man i was trippin 12.5 balls on the ball scale of trippyness last night after dropping two of those new acid tabs
by broagan Lee Goerz May 12, 2008
Get the the ball scale of trippynessmug. Quite possibly best the scale you could use to describe any situation. Better than 1 to 10, and more sophisticated than 1 to 100.
Woah, that's insane!
On a scale of 1 to 37 of insane-ness, 1 being "hmm, his socks aren't a matching pair", 37 being "OMG HE'S DRINKING WATER WITH POTASSIUM DENTURES", that was like, 32!!!
On a scale of 1 to 37 of insane-ness, 1 being "hmm, his socks aren't a matching pair", 37 being "OMG HE'S DRINKING WATER WITH POTASSIUM DENTURES", that was like, 32!!!
by Moley UK June 2, 2009
Get the On a scale of 1 to 37mug. A scale used to rate someone's attractiveness. 1 being ugly as all hell and 10 being perfectly amazing ( although that's not possible, it's on the scale and whoever you see fit can be placed there )
by Chizi September 8, 2016
Get the On a scale of 1-10mug. Different from the classic 1 to 10 scale of rating women, or the ever popular 1 to 3 scale, the binary system is a simple choice of yes or no.
The Binary System is best used when one is on a dry streak and looking to get drunk and get laid... not necessarily in that order.
There are only two choices in the binary scale: 1. Yes, I'll fuck her, or 2. No, keep that skank away.
The Binary System is best used when one is on a dry streak and looking to get drunk and get laid... not necessarily in that order.
There are only two choices in the binary scale: 1. Yes, I'll fuck her, or 2. No, keep that skank away.
"Dude, I am pretty fucked up, so I am switching to the Binary Scale of Hotness"
"Alright man, go get your dick wet!"
"Alright man, go get your dick wet!"
by Alpha Nude Omega November 27, 2009
Get the Binary Scale of Hotnessmug. A scale used in measuring the hotness of a girl. 0 means you would never do her, 1 means you would do her when you're drunk and 2 means you would do her sober.
Guy 1: Dude, totally hooked up with Claire last night.
Guy 2: What was she on the 0 to 2 scale?
Guy 1: 1, but I fucked her when I was drunk.
Guy 2: nice!
Guy 2: What was she on the 0 to 2 scale?
Guy 1: 1, but I fucked her when I was drunk.
Guy 2: nice!
by bbuddy April 6, 2009
Get the 0 to 2 scalemug.