Australian Prime Minister

A dichead cunt who gets a chubby when media cameras click faster over his fake tears.

"One of the Australian Prime Ministers staff raped someone again."

"Again?! I thought it was just office orgy week."

"Nah, it's assault a Co-worker week."

by Sparklette March 23, 2021

Prime rib and pussy

The female equivalent of national Steak and Blow Job day.
January 14th.

Wow prime Rib and Pussy day is coming up better have my girl start eating pineapple

by Zeeewun January 6, 2017

Prime Meat Text

impressive penis pics from Jeff Bezos sent to his lover, Lauren Sanchez

An alert popped up on Lauren's phone one morning that she thought was an eggplant; when she opened it Lauren realized she'd just received an very impressive Prime Meat Text from Bezos, Amazon's Founder.

by Uncle Joosie June 20, 2019

Prime Directive Fap

When you fap over the moral implications of an action.

Man, I totally had a prime directive fap when I was trying to decide whether or not to tell my boyfriend I spent all our savings on a model Enterprise.

by Moghidean September 10, 2011

Shocktamus Prime

1. The act of transforming ones fingers into a method of masterbation.

2. When one is President of Debate Club, Captain of Swimming, and has all A's.

1. I'm going to pull a little Shocktamus Prime, she'll be moaning in no time.

2. Wow your a total cock sucking nerd, You swim but still are captain of Debate. How Perverse!!!

by Pussy muncher December 18, 2008

Prime Real Estate

A parking space at a department store, specifically Wal-Mart, which is centrally located to the entrance/exit AND a shopping cart stall.

Tooty! Park there! That's some Prime Real Estate....

by Kelvey October 30, 2008

shrimps and prime ribs

Literally just food. You came here from teen titans go I’m guessing.

Bill: WOW I just watched some Teen Titans GO
John: What did you see that was so exciting?
Bill: I saw some food called Shrimps and Prime Ribs!
John: We can make that sometime!

by JB990 December 26, 2020