poon fox

Someone who uses various deviously and sly methods in order to get some poontang.

Dude, check out that guy setting up an elaborate situation just to score some gash. What a poon fox.

by Makuus June 9, 2009

Poon-sickle

A person who avoids social contact, and opts. to play MMORPG's

Chris is being a poon-sickle.

by Big Thud May 23, 2008

reindeer pooning

the act of putting Christmas decoration reindeer into various sexual positions.

Look at those reindeer on that guys lawn Adam. we got to go reindeer pooning tonight

by Kperg December 26, 2009

Quest For Poon

The sacred quest every man must embark on to acquire the holy poon, or in other words, a girls pussy. Many fail in this quest but those who succeed discover riches beyond their wildest dreams

John was determined to acquire Jennys pussy, thus so he set out on the Quest For Poon.

by Timmy097 July 24, 2006

poon

Means your foreskin, the part of your penis that gets cut off when you're circumcised.

He didn't have any poon on him

by Rory May 13, 2005

Midnight Poon

Hooking up with a woman late at night or very early morning 10:30pm-1:30am

Person A: "Damn i'm lonely, lets go to a bar and get some midnight poon."

Person B: "ok sure, but you cover the tab, i'll buy the condoms,"

by i like sanwiches June 23, 2010

poon tunes

A song, album, or playlist that you put on when you're hooking up/getting laid to set the mood and/or drown out the noise.

Yo, I was gonna come over last night, but I heard Al Green coming from your room and knew not to go in. That's better than a tie on the door at this point.

Yeah man, he's got the best poon tunes. There's nothing like some soul when you're hittin the meat hole.

by Everynameisbeingusedbysomeone December 20, 2010