Ping Ping my Dingaling

When one attaches a nokia cellphone to one’s penis and then asks a friend, partner, or co-worker to call them. Thereby “Ping Ping(ing) {their} Dingaling”

AYO boss, can you uh- Ping Ping My Dingaling? Thanks g. preciate it.

I got tommy to Ping Ping My Dingaling yesterday, pretty cool experience. Made me shout “OH ME CORCH!”

by P-Grizzy-Expert March 11, 2022

ping reeman day

ping reeman day on 27th december

Ping reeman day on 27th subwoofer kys

by sweetrollfromskyrim December 27, 2020

go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 03, 2024

Lee Ping

Lee, is a very generous and nice guy, also very smart and fluent in Math, has a pretty good reputation in school, he is very trustworthy, and if you are mad at him, it would make him feel uncomfortable, and would want to fix things back to peace, also when it comes to his crushes, it usually takes time for him to admit it, and when he does, he truelly does love them!

(detentionaire)

Hey there's Lee Ping! He is super cool! And very trustworthy too!

by Hatsymdrome1 September 25, 2017

ping-pom

The somewhat common phenomenon where Brits (or "poms") bounce back and forth from living in Australia to the UK (may be repeated many times). Possibly caused by the perception that the grass is always greener on the other side.

I spent most of my 20s and 30s ping-pomming as I couldn't make my mind up where to live.

by Edwinski April 07, 2022

ping crimson

when someone's ping is so bad they start teleporting ahead of time like some dickhead

person1: wdym my ping is bad? it's good, ur just lying.
person2: bro you're mf'ing ping crimson

by Sano. June 09, 2025

cracket ping pong

marker used for boinking, big fat milky.

Girl 1: Hey dude, do you wanna use cracket ping pong today?
Guy1: Haha, sure. You sure are kinky

by joemamaestinexistante April 28, 2021