penguin crap

When one takes a crap, that when finished, the person will end up walking like a penguin.

"Why has Phil been walking like a penguin for the past few minutes?"
"He just took a penguin crap not too long ago."

by Vanh0 October 22, 2011

penguin tilt

someone who had drank way too much and walks with a slight lean.

Last night Jerrod was Penguin tilting his way to the fridge for another beer.

by Tiffany Nichols May 17, 2008

Space Penguin

Celestial body that arrived there despite not being able to fly.

No one knew how it became to be in orbit. It was a space penguin.

by Not Jaffa April 10, 2019

Oral Penguin

The act of getting/receiving oral whilst playing club penguin.

Tucker- Zack you're retarded!
Zack- At least I get all the oral penguin.

by Not Zack August 8, 2016

penguin job

The act of paying for a blow job and the hooker running away after pulling ones pants down to one's ankles leaving them waddling like a penguin while chasing after.

I shouldn't have paid her in advance, she pulled my pants down and gave me a penguin job.

by barney beaverpleaser January 3, 2014

Penguin Styx

A fluffy cute Penguin, which was the primary food source of Uuggaa back in the days of tube screens and intel pentiums. Their internet is exceptionally bad and they are not leaving their den very often.

Survival strategies include vampirism and wearing fluffy jumpsuits.

Awkward behaviour included!

Oh up there flies a Penguin Styx,look! you can see his ... handbag

by [YOLO-2020] February 10, 2020

penguin's knees

A reference to a fact or misconception that is widely unknown or completely false. Derived from the fact that a penguin actually has knees despite the fact that they cannot be seen from the outside. Commonly credited to the southern region of California.

Despite the common myth, hydrogen peroxide is actually quite detrimental for a wound, it's like the penguin's knees.

by anawesome1 July 10, 2016