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the ant's pants

The ant's pants appears to be an Australian saying that refers to someone or something that is outstanding or exceedingly good.
You guys are the ant's pants, I am honored to have you as my friends.
by Friday Night Saturday Morning November 10, 2015
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psy-pants

Garment generally worn by psychedelic voyagers whilst tripping the hyperreal spaceways of untime. Provide complete protection against all common dangers such journeys frequently involve; house music, bad energy dragging you down, politicians, psychedelic love juice, bad trips, alien death rays, and Jeremy Beadle.

The only force LOUD enough to break down the psy-pants' defensive barrier is techno and even then it must be excessively filthy and sustained continuously for several days to have any noticable effect.

Psy-pants are hard to spot since they employ a holographic emitter which makes them look like moth-eaten old corduroy.

They can be purchased from any reputable druid, UV glow stall, or head shop, and need no batteries since they are powered by cosmic energy.
Billy held the flame to the bowl, igniting the minute quantity of powder he'd carefully weighed up about an hour earlier. It burned rigorously, the pale smoke filling his lungs with its complex chemistry. As he held his breath, the toxin slowly crossing the membrane into his blood stream, one unnerving thought struck home: he'd forgotten his psy-pants. He exhaled, but it was already too late...
by serializer April 26, 2007
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boob pants

Pants that go way too high. They usually stop about halfway up to one's boobs.
"Did you see that old woman's boob pants?"
"Yeah! She doesn't need a bra if she's gonna be wearing those hideous things!"
by kimmie-kisses August 13, 2005
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Coordinator Pants

These are work slacks or pants that differ in tone from the commonly accepted color at the workplace, which is usually khaki. In most cases, these slacks are a different tone, but not a completely different color. In a workplace where khaki is the color of choice, many of those above entry-level will wear different tones of khaki ranging from yellow-brown to dark brown.

In a workplace with a strict dress code, there needs to be a way to differentiate the lowly employees from those slightly higher on the management food chain. A different shade of pants is used to broadcast one's higher position within the company.
"Maybe we can ask him for help?"
"No, don't ask him!"
"Why not?"
"Don't you see? He's wearing coordinator pants."
by Pfizer January 11, 2006
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Dan pants

A person who has above ankle long pants. There are a few subcategories in the term Dan pants.

Semi Dans - Pants that allows you to see there socks but isn't above the ankle.

Dan pants - Pants that is at ankle length

Extreme Dans - Pants that are at least 2cm above the knees.
OMG that guy is wearing some funky looking Dan Pants.
by YuMaNuMa August 30, 2010
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Pants Ruiner

1...someone who continually shits their pants to the point they just wear none, and only wear diapers.

2...a person who goes insane, and the only thing they can think of doing at the time is shit themselves, therefore ruining thier pants, and underwear.

3...a vandal who goes into expensive stores and tries on all of the white pants, and leaves big brown stains in all the asses, in effect ruining them.

4...when in battle, shitting in your BDU's and calling for a medic to come and change them for you so you can keep fighting on, and killing people, not wasting time worrying about clean pants, that's the Medic's job.
Blap is such a Pants Ruiner, he dosn't even come out of the house anymore, and just lines his walls with plastic.

Wang lost his wife and kids to a stampede of Yetti, so when he found out he was a true Pants Ruiner due to the shock of losing his whole family.

Let's go out Pants Ruining tonight, and show those motherfukers who is the real boss.

Specialist Chris Shupe is the greatest Pants Ruiner in the Army, he killed twelve Arabs all while getting his pants changed, what a bad-ass motherfuker.
by Blip Rogers September 23, 2007
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nipple pants

When one pulls their pants up to have the waistband even with one's nipples. This is a particularly unattractive method of pants-wearing and common in old people, and idiots. Nipple pants are also usually accompanied by moose knuckles, due to the high tension of the pants.
"Check out that old dude's nipple pants."
by Fake Pete December 18, 2006
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