The God of Family Abandonment
Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...
Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...
Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...
Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...
Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...
Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...
Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?
The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
by Worcestersh1re December 05, 2022
"Does anyone know where Brad is?"
"Probably alone in his room watching porn making a fresh batch of nutty milk."
"Probably alone in his room watching porn making a fresh batch of nutty milk."
by Tell me why do you care? January 04, 2017
Aidan: Did you see James Charles’s video yesterday?
Jack: Yeah it was awesome, his channel is the Meaty Milk!!!
Jack: Yeah it was awesome, his channel is the Meaty Milk!!!
by Tall Onion May 02, 2019
An expression invented by Blake hessel meaning to have a wank, based off milking a cow however the pipe is a metaphor for a man's penis.
Soz man I'll be on in 10 just gotta milk the pipe XD
DUDE SHE WAS MILKING THE PIPE ALL NIGHT LONG...
DUDE SHE WAS MILKING THE PIPE ALL NIGHT LONG...
by Xxdudexx October 10, 2018
also known as strawberry milk, it's usually drunk by kids in the morning before they go to their class, its called hippo milk because theres a conspiracy that hippo milk is actually bright pink.
theres also chocolate/cockolate milk, mint milk/bug milk, banana milk/dick milk and caramel milk/old man jim from across the road's cum flavoured milk.
theres also chocolate/cockolate milk, mint milk/bug milk, banana milk/dick milk and caramel milk/old man jim from across the road's cum flavoured milk.
by RealSlimNoodle August 21, 2019
by fresh boy! November 27, 2016
It's Jameson and Bailey's on the rocks. It's delicious and refreshing and my buddy Jeff invented it.
Mark - What the fuck is that? Milk on ice? Jeff- No, it's Jameson and Bailey's but on this day of newfound friendship, we shall declare the name of this beverage "milk on ice".
by Go to bed Jeff May 28, 2018