c-dock

1. Colloquial abbreviation for "cock dock".

2. The act of anchoring one's unit to a person or object, especially for an extended period of time.

3. To figuratively obstruct one's flow or generally f*ck things up.
Thomas: "Did you see Evelyn from accounting last night on the corner of 48th and Weston dressed up like a ho?"
Richard: "Yes, I did notice that."
Harrison: "Boy, I'd like to c-dock that."

"William, I was quite enjoying Philip's t-funkshun until your gay ass showed up and c-docked the whole thing."
"Patrick, you are simply jealous because my gay ass is the shiznit."
by Danfield January 09, 2007
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Ice Docking

Ice Docking is when a man puts his penis into the foreskin of another man. But in this twist you put an ice cube in between the foreskin. Letting it melt while grinding eachother to a big climax.
Vikz went to the back room to perform some ice docking. He was hot and wanted to cool down while loving his boyfriend.
by blijekarper April 04, 2020
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Dry Docking

It's when a girl shits into a condom and then uses this as a dildo.
"I was so horny yesterday, i was dry docking all night long!"

"Shut up you dry docker!"
by Ella and Gym December 06, 2006
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five dock boys

A bunch of lads who run a muck the area five dock. Some say not to go around Five Dock between the hours of 7:00 pm till 5:00 am as many lads will guarding the area with their leader 'Abed'. They all think they are hard but really they go home and eat their mums ass out.
Oi nar let's not Five Dock ways tonight, heard the Five Dock Boys are out for a fight
by tyrant 6482 August 25, 2017
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The OC boat docking

"The OC boat docking"

Da-ohh-sea bow-ta dak-ing

Verb

The OC boat docking is similar but not to be confused with its sexual counterpart that is the space docking. Where, these two differ is the act before deficating into a vagina. With the space docking one just shits into a participating women's vagina. Much like a space shuttle docking at a space station. The OC boat docking involves releasing ones booze filled urine from a night of pounding natural lights and fireball into the participating females puss hole. Following this act of R. kelly like style urination

the male then lines up his turd cutter with the females frontal butthole I.E vagina and then he releases his old bay infested turds into her pee filled sex hole. Much like a boat docking into a boat slip outside of The Strangler on a Sunday. This sex move derives it's name from the shore side town of Ocean City, Maryland. It's origin is said to have begun from a house on lark lane on a "sonny" day. Now, widely popular. You can hear tales of the OC boat docking throughout the mid-Atlantic.
Mitch"Bro, did you hear about what Turbo Tom pulled off last night?"

Jake "no"

Mitch" he pulled of the OC boat docking, there was a fucking mess everywhere"

Jake "hell yea, to the moon bro"
by "The legend of 403 c sunshine" January 05, 2014
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dry docking

After their senior prom, Brad and Gina snuck off to the limousine for some heavy petting and dry docking.
by Rob_G March 15, 2004
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Dock Ellis bitch

exclamation; used when having navigated a difficult situation while under the influence. (2) n. the event of being inebriated while functioning at something meant for people who are sober such as working or performing brain surgery.


Named for Dock Ellis, the Padres pitcher who took three tabs of LSD and accidentally pitched a no-hitter.
"High as hell AND I passed the bar exam. Dock Ellis, bitch!"
"I pulled a straight up Dock Ellis bitch at school today."
"Yeah, I'm drunk. And I'm calling you from the cockpit, homie! Dock Ellis bitch!"
by Spider Goodlegs September 03, 2005
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