Flame retardant

A safer way to call someone retarded without a teacher knowing. Make sure to put “expired” in front of it to lower suspicion.

Joe: I failed the math test. How was I supposed to know that x is equivalent to 2?
Mike: You expired flame retardant!

by Thebirdman567 November 8, 2019

Flaming Turtle

The position a homosexual male takes after taking a severe anal pounding where he is in so much pain he lies on his back similiar to a turtle on its shell.

Dave was a flaming turtle after his night with Pat.

by The Diz July 2, 2008

Flame Doggin

A man or woman, who is extremely flamboyant but is straight.

OR

A gesture that is extremely flamboyant

Wow dude, he's such a flame doggin.

by Nigger pile January 13, 2009

flaming fudgebag

noun - especially in business, the modern equivalent of "the hot potato" of years past. An unwelcome assignment or a set-up of one employee against another. Comes from the prank of putting lots of fresh dog turds in a paper bag, setting it on fire, placing it on the victim's doorstep and ringing the doorbell. The victim inevitable stomps on it to extinguish the flames and ends up with a hell of a mess on the porch and on his shoes.

"The boss handed me another flaming fudgebag this morning".

by Gary McLean September 5, 2008

flaming maple

a girl gives you an Indian burn on your penis followed by a blow job

flaming maple/sex

by jack me off in the box December 20, 2009

the flaming rooster

when a man lights his penis on fire and inserts it into a partner while making rooster noises.

"oh lets do the flaming rooster"
"cockadoodledo"

by justanotherweeb69 May 2, 2022

Flaming Tomato

When your having sex with a girl, you catch her pubes on fire and put it out with your cum.

flaming tomato could be used the opposite way where the guys pubes get caught on fire and the girl fingers herself to put the fire out.

by Steven McTowlie November 15, 2009