Flack Jacket Bro

A bro who survives a run-in with a semtex grenade.

Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.

"Dude, after I jumped on that grenade for you the other night she ended up morphing into a full fledged semtex grenade. Been blowing up my phone all day. She finally quite after I answered and told her in a Spanish accent that she had the wrong number."

"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."

by nar1763 December 14, 2011

jeb jacket

yer foreskin

i lost my jeb jacket after getting it caught in my zipper

by THERESLBRIZZLE March 20, 2024

flacka jacket

modern version of straight jacket used to restrain a flacka dancer out of control

hey sgt you better grab a flacka jacket ,this one is a boot wearing mosh pitter

by M I sofakingweetodded January 7, 2021

university jacket

the extra warmth provided by alcohol in cold weather

Bro, my university jacket saved me on the way home from the bar last night.

by Kkrems November 29, 2019

Jacker Jacket

Jerking off with a large jacket or hoodie over your schlong. This can easily be done in public without having attention drawn to you.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Jacker Jacket at the movies last night.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Cold Jacket

Take a bunch of cold medicine and try to jerk off

I had the sniffles last week so I took some dayquil and had myself a cold jacket

by nobodywhomatters December 6, 2023

Jizz Jacket

The end result of a bukake session or gang bang where every guy aimed for her tits leaving her torso coated in jizz.

All 15 dudes tried to hit the slut's tits giving her a jizz jacket.

The gang bang ended with her having a jizz jacket.

by freakgodd September 9, 2016