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Flack Jacket Bro

A bro who survives a run-in with a semtex grenade.

Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.
"Dude, after I jumped on that grenade for you the other night she ended up morphing into a full fledged semtex grenade. Been blowing up my phone all day. She finally quite after I answered and told her in a Spanish accent that she had the wrong number."

"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."
by nar1763 December 14, 2011
mugGet the Flack Jacket Bromug.

jeb jacket

i lost my jeb jacket after getting it caught in my zipper
by THERESLBRIZZLE March 20, 2024
mugGet the jeb jacketmug.

flacka jacket

modern version of straight jacket used to restrain a flacka dancer out of control
hey sgt you better grab a flacka jacket ,this one is a boot wearing mosh pitter
by M I sofakingweetodded January 7, 2021
mugGet the flacka jacketmug.

university jacket

the extra warmth provided by alcohol in cold weather
Bro, my university jacket saved me on the way home from the bar last night.
by Kkrems November 29, 2019
mugGet the university jacketmug.

Jacker Jacket

Jerking off with a large jacket or hoodie over your schlong. This can easily be done in public without having attention drawn to you.
Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Jacker Jacket at the movies last night.
by JustaStoner January 14, 2020
mugGet the Jacker Jacketmug.

Cold Jacket

Take a bunch of cold medicine and try to jerk off
I had the sniffles last week so I took some dayquil and had myself a cold jacket
by nobodywhomatters December 6, 2023
mugGet the Cold Jacketmug.

Jizz Jacket

The end result of a bukake session or gang bang where every guy aimed for her tits leaving her torso coated in jizz.
All 15 dudes tried to hit the slut's tits giving her a jizz jacket.

The gang bang ended with her having a jizz jacket.
by freakgodd September 9, 2016
mugGet the Jizz Jacketmug.

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