myspacer

1) Someone whose social network consists of primarily of friends who did not graduate from college.

2) Someone who does not aspire to earn a college degree.

3) Someone who exhibits lower-class tendencies and behavior, but presumably still has access to the internet.

"Hey dude, how was the bar last night?"
"Not bad, I met a girl and took her home."
"Nice, do I know her? What's she like?"
"Probably not, she's definitely a myspacer."
"Whoa, you'd better get checked for STDs."

"What ever happened to that guy Randy from high school? He was a real fuckup."
"Who knows, he's probably a myspacer."

by WJR January 3, 2008

Myspace Baller

Someone who uses Myspace or Facebook to make themselves look alot more successful then they really are. Many Myspace ballers are wannabe rappers, producers or DJ's. These people have thousands of friends on their Myspace page. Many of these digital friends are celebrities like Jay-Z and Kanye West. Their Myspace pages always feature elaborately designed album and or mixtape covers and professional G'd up photography. Their pages often feature photos with large amounts of cash and such.

However, these Myspace ballers are broke as fuck in real life. When you see these Myspace ballers in person, you are surprised that they don't even have a car and live in a stinky little apartment with their mother at age 28. Myspace ballers main income comes from working at fast food restaurants and selling poor quality bud on the side.

Yo, you known DJ Quan right? I seen him DJ'ing on TV like a year and half ago. Yeah but when I seen him a week ago, he was working 60 hours a week at Safeway and shit. He tried to sell me some seedy dirt ass bud too. I was like nah, I'm not smoking that shit. That nigga don't even got a car. But when I see his Myspace page he looks like a bonafide baller. He's such a Myspace baller. I don't fault him though because times are hard. America is facing the Great Depression part 2.

by RealEyesRealizeRealLiez April 28, 2009

myspace whore

Defined by the weekly article on damncrackers.com, a myspace whore put up almost nude pictures of herself and usually has more than 1000 friends. The myspace whore will usually mass add friends and tell people she is married or has a boyfriend, but still will spread her legs for anything that will leave a comment on her page.

Tila Tequila is a Myspace Whore because she is more than half naked in all her pictures and has over 1000 friends.

by Derrick from DC September 19, 2006

myspace rape

when a user sends comments, messages, or photo commetns so much in an uncomfortable manner.

Dude. Thats myspace rape.

by ps2knutz May 19, 2008

myspace bitch

One who is addicted to or excessively surfs myspace.com.

You been on Myspace for three hours now?! You a myspace bitch fam.

by ATM April 23, 2006

myspace

a. A place for little teenagers to take slutty pics of themselves in nothing but their underwear and then post captions that say things like "omg, i'm so fat" or "omg, i'm sooo pretty" when what they need to be doing is playing in traffic. b. a place for big kids to go on and see who can get 25,253,322.2 friends first and where conceited people are most often the ones that post bulletins that consist of "New Pics" or "Leave Comments" or any combination of the two

20 Rules of MySpace

#15- Those of you with 25 million friends, get real, everyone hates you, there is no way you can keep up with that many friends.

by Chris Keitt July 24, 2006

myspace bang'n book bust

When you drunk hook up with someone and, after leaveing them the next morning without giving them your number or any contact information. Then they hunt you down on myspace, and try to contact you.

I totaly hooked up with this girl the other night, but she myspace bang'n book busted me. Now i have to explane why i never called.

by Chris Peters. October 10, 2008