muddy noodle

A penis that has just had anal sex, and still has poop on it.

I bro I just hooked up with Martha and I still have a muddy noodle

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 11, 2024

muddy

A muddy is a delusional hypocrite.

Stop being a muddy Jon!

Jon was being such a muddy yesterday

by kuzskippedtown July 21, 2020

Muddy

A big bastard

“Damn, I wish I was as big as MUDDY!”

by unitsonly July 5, 2021

Muddy

Your dude. Your guy. Your buddy. Your slime. Your muddy. A person who you trust and are around all the time.

Yo that’s Kaizon. He’s my muddy wrd 2.

by Buzzybuz October 15, 2021

The muddy triple H

When you're banging a girl with the shits, and you pull out and take a straw and suck out the diarrhea shits from her butthole and then blow it in the air like Triple H

I can't believe she let me give her The muddy Triple H the other night

by The Stink-Hammer March 18, 2025

Muddy tug

Using feces as a lube for masturbation.

When he ran out of spit Larry knew he might have to resort to a muddy tug to finish pumping one off.

by Marco Porno August 14, 2015

Muddy Buddy

When a woman (or man) shits on your nuts during anal

Jessica’s dirty, she gave me a muddy buddy. I can’t lie I kind of liked it;)

by joegarc1 February 14, 2023