The Milk Man

The God of Family Abandonment

Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...

Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...

Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...

Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...

Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?

The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .

by Worcestersh1re December 4, 2022

Hippo Milk

also known as strawberry milk, it's usually drunk by kids in the morning before they go to their class, its called hippo milk because theres a conspiracy that hippo milk is actually bright pink.
theres also chocolate/cockolate milk, mint milk/bug milk, banana milk/dick milk and caramel milk/old man jim from across the road's cum flavoured milk.

ooooo Alex is drinking hippo milk again, what a unit.

by RealSlimNoodle August 21, 2019

tranny milk

Half and half

Would you like some tranny milk with your coffee?

by Darklordnovice September 16, 2016

Soy Milk

/soi milk/
nounNORTH AMERICAN
how regular milk introduces itself in Spanish

Oat Milk: Caray Bub, quién eres tú?
Milk: Soy milk!
Oat Milk: ¡Dios mío!

by Trooper Trahan July 21, 2021

nutty milk

An alternative nickname for semen. Also, an organic white girl beverage produced from cashew milk.

"Does anyone know where Brad is?"
"Probably alone in his room watching porn making a fresh batch of nutty milk."

by Tell me why do you care? January 3, 2017

milking the pipe

An expression invented by Blake hessel meaning to have a wank, based off milking a cow however the pipe is a metaphor for a man's penis.

Soz man I'll be on in 10 just gotta milk the pipe XD
DUDE SHE WAS MILKING THE PIPE ALL NIGHT LONG...

by Xxdudexx October 10, 2018

yaoi milk

Milk that is produced via boy-love/yaoi sexual relations.

"Boy 1: Oh man, look at the amount of that yaoi milk."
"Boy 2: Wow.."

by kpopkoala September 2, 2014