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Leaving the stadium

The act of removing oneself prematurely from an undesirable dating situation in order to avoid an awkward goodbye and empty promises of staying in contact.

Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.
Bob Smith: Dude how was your date last night?

Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.

Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...
by holla-at-a-playa April 15, 2009
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Kohl's leave

This is what happens when you shit yourself at work and have to go to Kohl's to buy new pants and underwear. Best used when Kohl's is right across the street from work so you don't leave a train of actual shit.
Fuck. I just shit myself. Guess I better request Kohl's leave from management.
by CognitiveCaveat January 31, 2025
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Put a bitch on ya shoulders
Wear her legs as a necklace
Bro, shawty thicc asf. I'm tryna throw her up in the air and leave her there.
by NY Slang Definitions March 19, 2024
mugGet the throw her up in the air and leave her theremug.

kill all and leave

A solution to all your problems
P1: This math problem is hard
P2: Just kill all and leave
by Faiahball October 14, 2022
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leave a mint

chocolate mints are often left on your pillow in fine hotels, "leaving a mint " is returning favor by wiping your dirty ass with the pillow case for the housekeeping.
I always leave a mint, when I spend a night at the St. Regis.
by Fun Bobby 512 September 20, 2020
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Ternity Leave

a period of absence from work granted to a parent (regardless of gender/sex/identity) before and after the birth of their child.
Siya just went on their ternity leave
by brbzy August 9, 2016
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Leave Ohara Out of It

Phrase used in certain parts of Delaware county to combat cognitive dissonance. Typically used in retaliation when facts are laid out that combat elements of an individuals masculinity or self identity. For example, a St. Eugene’s kid that feels uncomfortable about going to Ohara instead of Bonner for any number of reasons might tell his friend - rather than saying “fuck off danny” - “leave ohara out of it Danny.”
My parents both voted for Biden and are members at overbrook country club , that’s our issue. But leave ohara out of it you pussy.
by boss hamilton August 6, 2022
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