Centerville Jazz Band

The revolutionary high school marching band from Centerville, Ohio, started in 1984 by Wayne Markworth. Also known as the CJB, by members and friends, the name is consistantly butchered by announcers at various competions. CJB is the best band in Ohio, and generally has spectacular crowd appeal, shows are created to entertain the audience. Consistently wins local competitions and places in BOA functions... Trained vigorously and constantly from June through November and charged with keeping a professional reputation. Also known for the infamous shout chorus. Overall, the best band program in the nation.

Did you see the Centerville show?

announcer: And now, in competion, The Centerville Marching Elks!

band member: Its the Centerville JAZZ BAND, you twit!

by CJBclarinet'12 December 21, 2009

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jazz hands ass

A way of describing a fatty ass that jiggles when a person walks.

Haha look at that jazz hands ass!

by Robin Everett August 10, 2006

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square ball jazz

a person who does stupid things and are idiotic. also a sketchy person.

he talks so much about himself, what a square ball jazz!

by darlinggolightly June 2, 2011

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I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative sentence. Commonly used to clarify you are not expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

by elwags November 23, 2011

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Jazz my apples

To feel ready, hyped, or excited

I can’t wait for tonight, heard Mary is going to be there, she really jazz my apples.

by Speakachu805 August 18, 2018

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Lonely Jazz Day

Every year during February 9th is a day where you listen to jazz and think about how lonely you are. If you’re in a relationship, you reminisce upon the days where you were lonely.

Person 1: Did you remember it’s lonely jazz day?

Person 2: Shut up I’m sad and listening to Cookin’ with the Miles Davis Quintet

by Hylo_ February 9, 2021

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