Jason Bourne

See: badass
Character from the books The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, and The Bourne Ultimatum, which were all later made into movies. A (former) secret agent with the uncanny ability to capture, kill, or threaten virtually any man on the planet, no matter how high the cost or how risky the operation or how well-protected the individual. Though he actually dislikes killing, and has only assassinated one man--the name of whom I won't spoil--he's the best at what he does.

Not to be confused with David Webb, the mild-mannered college professor from Maine.

by Nehemiah September 16, 2005

Jason Waud

The cutest boy on earth. He deserves the whole world and more so if you hurt him i’ll hurt you.

Person one: “have you seen Jason waud?”
Person two: “oh yeah, the cutest boy ever?”

by okaywaud February 10, 2019

Dirty Jason

A crazy skateboarder that bangs hot chicks while living the dream and smoking weed

Theres dirty jason high as hell skating the town heading to the baddest bitch in towns house to get laid

by Old geezer brains June 11, 2018

Jason Soroka

When the size of a person's voice doesn't quite fit the size of their body.

"so i met this girl last night. she was real tiny and cute but her voice was deeper than mine! it was very jason soroka."

by Eric_stevens June 23, 2008

Jason Munday

Jason Munday is a singer/songwriter and YouTube prodigy in Echo Base, California. Mostly known for his work with the wizard rock band Ministry of Magic and his parody of Katy Perry's song California Gurls (his version being "California Dorks"). Also the creator of NaNoEmO.

Kid 1: California dorks, we're unforgettable! Disneyland, like, four times a week...
Kid 2: What? You're singing the song wrong.
Kid 1: No, I'm singing the Jason Munday version, stupid. I bet you don't even celebrate NaNoEmO.
Kid 2: What the heck is NaNoEmO?
Kid 1: *facepalm*

by mysticjadeshoe February 26, 2011

Jason Statham

Tyler Joseph's pet cheetah.

"Tyler what's that in your basement?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"

by My pet cheetah Jason Statham November 7, 2018

Jason Waterfalls

The first line of the chorus to a popular TLC song according to most milenials...

"Don't go Jason Waterfalls.. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to."

"You're singing it wrong bb! Those aren't the lyrics!"

"Idc.. Not just about this, Idc about anything..."

by JonathanTaylorThomasBrothel July 15, 2016