sergey's brain cells

retard. nothing else really, sorry I forgot autistic and queer.

Kid 1: Have you met Sergey?
Kid 2 (smart one): yeah he sucks dick all day, no brain cells involved in his body. He gags on his dad's dick 24/7 just how alistairs stream is 24/7 AND ITHAS VALORANT DROPS. guaranteed (in 3 mins)

sergey's brain cells

by little timmmmmmmmmmmmy April 24, 2020

Cell phone

A fake piece of accessory no-one uses. If people use it it's for having magical contact with people who are sitting at the other side of the room during a failed attempt at a party. It's considered fake bacause no-one has ever had contact with other beings.

Is that a cell phone you are holding?
No of course not, dont you know cell phones are fake?

by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017

Cell

The thing that mitochondria is the powerhouse of

"hey guys did you know mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?"

by pseudonymamim52 February 23, 2021

Cell

A pill.

I'm on drugs, every single day I pop a cell.

by Cass90 August 20, 2022

megawhore mother cell

A cell containing every STD imaginable, including both the HIV and full blown AIDS.

Husband: What caused my wife's HIV diagnosis?

Doctor: Well...um...there was a megawhore mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can't have sex anymore unless you want to get The Clap.

by kopykopykopy December 27, 2011

Fat cell

A metaphor that refers to a person who shows up to Christian church but is not involved with the church community.

Josephine is such a fat cell! She doesn't serve despite her obvious capacity to serve!

My pastor called me a fat cell today and told me to serve! I'm so offended!

by PreciseTurnip January 19, 2024

Cell

Perfect

The perfect being is Cell

by John Joestar March 31, 2025