A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.
Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!
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A SharkBite Is a U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC, sold on amazon for $5.97
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an inch off the wall

When a notoriously hot chick is in the twilight of her hotness and about to pass over into mediocrity.
Pam Anderson was the ultimate hot snatch, but I saw her recently and she’s an inch off the wall.
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3 inch

When a man says he’s 3 inches he’s actually huge
Damn that is not 3 inches
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Naim/Naiman inch

When one of your friends has a huge, unbelievably big, and lush cock. Even the sluttiest of them all can't take it without gasping for air.
Person 1: Yamar tom naimtai har pisda ve!

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2 inch punnisher

Little jonny had a 2 inch punnisher and made all the girls run
by Squalid May 18, 2023
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