hurt like giving a knife a hand job

Self-explanatory idiom.

When I got spurned by Cheryl, it hurt like giving a knife a hand job.

by LeanBeefPasta November 30, 2010

did it hurt when you fell from heaven

A saying or pick up line that is super cheesy and old and SHOULD NOT be used. Ever. Never.

Guy: Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: No. It didnt. Cuz I crawled up from Hell.

by Diana Prince Wonder Woman March 29, 2017

did it hurt when you fell from heaven

A saying or pick up line that is super cheesy and old and SHOULD NOT be used. Ever. Never.

Guy: Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: No. It didnt. Cuz I crawled up from Hell.

by Diana Prince Wonder Woman March 29, 2017

My foot hurts and I don't know why

A pain in the foot, caused by something or other that cannot be identified, could be as simple as a sharp pebble in your shoe to as bad as you having stage four cancer tumor in your foot.

Guy1: Ow, my foot hurts and I don't know why.
Guy2: That sucks.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 21, 2022

it only hurts when i laugh

It means that laughing is not your cup of tea....broadly speaking it means laughing doesn't suits you...

Today was a good day,i enjoyed a lot but, in the evening i got a news that my friend passes away actually IT ONLY HURTS WHEN I LAUGH!!

by rokabomber January 25, 2016

hurteded

Some thing that really hurts

It hurteded

by Juan_2beast November 3, 2017

Hurteded

It’s when you get hurt or someone hurts you really bad.

Mom: *throws chancla at you*
Person hit: Damn that shit hurteded

by @bryyan.yb September 23, 2018