Hurricane-force tears

(noun): what you tell someone when someone else is struggling to the point of crying large amounts.

you-Oh man i have a 5 page essay to right by 2moro
friend- oh man thats gonna be a struggle, nothing but hurricane-force tears.

by sdousafhuias March 14, 2010

dutch hurricane

A sexual act in which you give the other person a swirly while butt-fucking them.

The other day, I Dutch hurricaned that bitch so hard. It was awesome. *high five*

by Steely foxe May 18, 2014

Hurricane Ian

A category 3 hurricane that suddenly had a certain urge to hit tampa because of its hate twards it because they always say that Miami is a " copy of tampa "

Might also explain why the hurricane was nice enough to not even touch miami.

" Hey , have you heard about hurricane Ian? "
" Yeah man , it killed tampa. "
" Oh dang. "
" Yeah , but at least school was canceled? "
" No, im just happy it hit tampa because they deserve it. "

-Fellow Miami personnel

by Themanwhopostedsomething September 29, 2022

hurricane hoarder

Someone who justifies cramming his home full of stuff by saying that it protects his home by weighing it down too much to be blown away in high winds.

Red Green gives humorous lectures about why men like to obtain/save stuff that they never use, but he never mentions the hurricane hoarder as another type of dude who possesses a valid-sounding reason for not re-evaluating. Maybe I should suggest that idea to him.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

Hurricane Grill & Wings

a restaurant chain based in Florida. It has 71 locations in 15 U.S. states. It serves more than 30 signature sauces and rubs

Hurricane Grill & Wings was first opened by Chris Russo in April 1995 in Ft. Pierce, Florida.1 By January 2008 there were 30 locations in Florida, Georgia, and Nevada

by SPrice1980 June 8, 2023

Hurricane Katrina

An intentional and drunken act in which a person, fully embracing their inebriated state, spins in a circle while pissing, spraying the entire room/stall with a golden shower.

"Why is the bathroom reeking of piss?"
"Because Trevor pulled a Category 5 Hurricane Katrina last night... again!"

by Coleslaw1369 July 5, 2025

Hurricane Action

When you sit on dat D and spin like a hurricane cyclone

"Damn, my girl hit me with that hurricane action last night"
"That hurricane action got me chaffed but shit was good"

by Suzybean July 7, 2021