Vinegar Hitler

When one's glutenous maximus/minimus and scrotum/vagina bask in heat, sweat, love juices and leftovers from wiping unsuccessfully collect on one's gooch/taint/perineum. One must then take their index finger, wipe it along the taint to gather all the excrement, and transfer the nightmare fuel to the upper lip/Cupid's bow of a friend, foe, family member, or random human being to portray a Hitler mustache.

Siah: I'll Dutch Oven you!
Caly: Oh yeah? I'll give you one hell of a vinegar hitler!
Siah: What's that?
Caly: It's when I wipe my gooch sweat under your nose.
Siah: I'll drown you in a bucket of bleach if you ever do that to me.

by CalypsoChaos August 21, 2013

Hitler dick

A penis that creates ejaculate that is toxic to people of hebrew origin.

Loc-dogg: Shit yo, you just killed dat bitch wit yo hitler dick!

by Ned Flanders Blalock Ray April 14, 2008

hitler's boobs

Hitlers lucious, big, well rounded tits. are known to have the swastika tattooed on the left and lucifers d*ck on the right.

"Hey i totally got to see them tig bitties when he was getting ready for his big speech"-heinrich Chief of secret police

"Dude seriously?"-jew

"Dude hitler's boobs!"-dude

by swatztika mayn September 22, 2013

hitler's handshake

a female performs cunnilingus on another female while sneaking a mouthful of tabasco sauce, thus causing an incredibly loud reaction which sounds like a German screaming unadulterated profanity uncontrollably.

Oh my GOD! The neighbors called the cops on me because my girlfriend cheated on me, so I gave that beyotch a Hitler's Handshake to teach her a lesson.

by fenderhammer January 1, 2010

Sideways Hitler

When in a three way, the female is placed up against a wall with one man both fingering her and holding up her leg in a Nazi salute position while she paints a Hitler moustache on her face with the other man's penis. For this to work the woman must first dip the mans penis in some sort of ink or other fluid.

Me and my friend were bored so we gave his girlfriend the best sideways hitler she had ever had.

by Milky The Man Cannon July 31, 2011

Network Hitler

An individual, usually male, who runs the Office IT in a ruthless fashion. For example, he will not let you keep fun jpegs or mpegs on the server for long, and discourages entertaining emails sent to the whole company.

"Oooooooooooohhhh, that network Hitler!"

by barry Smith May 15, 2006

Hitler Stache

When a woman has a little patch of hair (usually square) above their vaginal crease, also sometimes called a Soul Patch or The European.

Madi is a sexy tan brunette that sports the Hitler Stache above her love hole.

by FedInTheA July 16, 2010