English Grammar

Accommodate (two c's and two m's)
Asthma (sneaky "th")
Colonel (even though we pronounce it "kernel")
Conscience (even though we pronounce it "con-chense")
Embarrass (two r's and two s's)

basically living hell ;)

Bob: English Grammar sucks!
Jeff: yessss

by REB7293_2223hfje September 15, 2020

GRAMMAR BALLBUSTER

Sucking someone's BALL'S and plainly violating the correct sentence structure.

Listen LOUIS you know how picky and OCD about my RIDING I am as I asked for a GRAMMAR BALLBUSTER and you clearly violated the SENTENCE ANAL ALAN by not letting me sit on the LEFT SIDE of your face and properly lol ick my BALLS and SCROTUM left to right without stopping as that gives to he best sensations and you ruined it by staying on the LEFT too long.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 9, 2021

Proper Grammar

something that nobody ever uses Proper Grammar is when you don’t use slang in sentences, or incorrect spelling.

if your writing something you shouldn’t say:
Hewoooo thx for reading hope youa enjoyed!
Instead: Hello, thanks for reading this hope you enjoyed!
that’s proper grammar.

Person: Why didn’t you come to school yesterday??
Person 2: cuz i was sicky sicky why did u ask meh?
Person: wha- use proper grammar.

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here April 20, 2022

Grammar Nazi

When you're arguing with someone on the internet and spell one word wrong, they use that as evidence that you yourself are wrong as well.

Person 1: Well actually, it is more likely that Bush did NOT do 9/11, although their are still a few people who like to mindlessly argue.
Grammar Nazi: How am I supposed to believe anyone who spelled "there" wrong?

by funwillfunwill August 12, 2016

Grammar sneeze

A grammar sneeze is when a person is so distracted about graining the grammatical upper hand (either by framing a perfect grammatical sentence or by pointing someone else's grammar ) that they them self made a grammatical error.

I was belittling him by explaining the difference between the possessive "its" and the contraction "it's" but i grammar sneezed.

by KnightOnion December 18, 2020

Grammar Nazi

One to go beyond needed to criticize a person's writing or grammar. Could be one whom is very over reacter when someone uses grammar incorrectly or spells a simple word, or any word, incorrectly.

1. Man, stop being a Grammar Nazi.

2. That guy is a total Grammar Nazi, dude.

by Thunderbolt48 April 1, 2017

Grammar

If you want this, I suggest you stop reading the Urban Dictionary.

I am a big fan of proper spelling and grammar.

Yeah, well, UD isn't.

by AcidHazard5 September 10, 2019