Team Killing

The act of killing a member of your own team (usually in a first person shooter, but i guess it applies in any game, football for example)

But let's focus on the FPS aspect of teamkilling.


We, the Teamkillers, the few, the proud. The more experienced of us have refined it into an art (LOLMAN, for example). We know the game inside and out, and have played our FPS's for unhealthy lengths of time, in many cases.

Teamkilling in a straight Team Deathmatch is not nearly as satisfying as teamkilling in a more goal oriented mode of play, like S&D (not unlike counterstrike). There, once killed, your teammates do not respawn until the round is over, which can be up to 5 mins! Imagine the frustration as you are team killed as the round starts, you plot and fry in your own juicies all throughout the round, and, as the next one starts, you are teamkilled instantly by the same person. I tell you, it's a feeling not unlike having your testes ripped out by pack of dogs. And it brings joy to our hearts to bring that feeling to you, the average game playing noob.

As a teamkiller, the most frequently asked question I get is: "Are you gay?"

The answer to that may never be known, my friends, but that is not the most important question.

The second most asked question i get is, simply, "Were you abused as a child?"

No, i keed, i keed.

The second most asked question i get is,"Why?"


And therein lies the secret of teamkilling. To "why," I always answer "For fun." This pisses them off, but it's the truth. Sometimes the truth hurts. Especially 30 7.9mm rounds of truth entering your buttocks at point blank range. That really hurts.

And the essence of teamkilling is FUN, fun at the average luser n00b's expense. Hell, when you get all pissed off, that just adds fuel to the fire of laughter and joy in our teamkillin' hearts.

So keep calling me a whore, cunt, etc, it only makes it funnier
A session of team-killing is excellent for stress relief, and a hell of a lotta laughs! So, put on your favorite tunes, slide in that FPS CD, and get down and dirty and kill some fucking teammates!!!


FIGHT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!

Your Best Friend,
.:|Rampant Teamkiller|:.
by Rampant Teamkiller July 07, 2004
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team saath

Gang of Madarchods
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D/A team

Team made up of students that are usually too lazy or not good enough for any real sports ar extracurricular acttivity. Taking drugs and alcohol are the main activity in such a team
In senior year of high school i had nothing to do after class so i joined the D/A team.
by g-ring April 25, 2007
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team dumptruck

the act of violating a friends toilet, by having multiple people shit in it and not flushing.
pritts was so mad when harmon and kiki went team dumptruck on his toilet.
by Frank McClusky, CI November 01, 2005
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Team Disaffected

A term commonly applied to small groups of student activitists that demand accountability from public university administrators. They are especially noted for their cunning and ability to completely outwit highly educated, moronic, and overpaid university administrators. They are committed to preventing douchebaggery at the university level.
See how Team Disaffected brought down the administration at the University of Kansas Business School.
by Squiggmo October 23, 2010
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Your Team

A game where you put freaks on your friends' "teams." (Freaks meaning people who look weird or are doing something weird.) You can't use people you know or famous people and you have to see them in real life (not on TV). Some day, all the teams will participate in an Olympic-like competition.
"Rattail in the running shorts, your team."

"... Sweet"
by Pao July 13, 2008
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team slut

a female member of any co-ed team who's only reason for being on the team is to hook up with the guys.
with all the guys she's made out with, it's pretty much made her the team slut.
by shady Lane June 17, 2006
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