Faeces Facial

A kinky sexual ritual where one specimen shits into a container of melted ice cream. Wait 10 minutes until mixing the juices. While mixing and laxatives. Then use the cream as shaving cream.

This morning I used my Faeces Facial and I fell fresh.

by CacAflac January 19, 2018

Facial

when someone cums all over your face it’s cover with jizz

Montana Jordan: get ready little bro it’s coming
Iain Armitage: ok Montana

Montana Jordan: *moans and cums on Iain’s face*ooh yes

Iain Armitqge: *smiles for getting a facial from his older male costar*

by McKennaGracel0ver August 10, 2024

facial nudist

a person (mostly on the autism spectrum) who cannot tolerate any accessories on their face, such as glasses.

I don't like wearing glasses, I'm a facial nudist.

by Straceny Marek December 23, 2024

facial

this word has a dirty side in the porn industry when the women is opening her mouth as a sign of having lots of fun or sometimes hurting when the movie want's you to believe that and at the end when the man cum's on the women's face some people call that a facial too

1- this movie has a great facial in it you should

watch it

2- look at her facial reaction she is so good at acting

by General Shepherd -_- June 19, 2021

Frog Swamp Facial

The act of taking a bath and farting in the tub with your loved one, in return splashing the water in their face.

My girlfriend was furious when i gave her that gnarly frog swamp facial

by Broffessor Brock September 8, 2019

Campfire Facial

When your girlfriend is temporarily blinded by the campfire smoke, you stand over her and jerk off on her face.

Gary took advantage of shift in the wind and gave Linda her first campfire facial.

by James S Beam April 8, 2022

facial-fur filter

A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!

Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.

by QuacksO October 21, 2019