A gay person who wants to say the cringiest comebacks worse than the grade 7 who thinks their cool. The only good thing when Ethan is around is you know you are smarter for once.
by SlimmyTimmy. March 20, 2019
Get the Ethan mug.Normally a sexy god. This name is normally held by “thot” slayers with more then atleast a 100 foot penis. The holder of this great name is most likely able to move girls lungs around with his penis. He is normally abusive twards women and exotic animal.
by Ajakalal March 25, 2019
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by Dash.J April 10, 2019
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brown hair, gorgeous brown eyes, and soft brown skin. Once you first hug him, and hold his hand, you’ll dream of doing it again. Love you Ethan😘
brown hair, gorgeous brown eyes, and soft brown skin. Once you first hug him, and hold his hand, you’ll dream of doing it again. Love you Ethan😘
by ???unknown???? April 12, 2019
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by nigga_lettuce231 April 13, 2019
Get the Ethan mug.A common name, mostly given to losers and to those homo sapiens who has the potential to be a retarded person as they grow up and get even worse.
Can be used to insult someone.
Can be used to insult someone.
"YOU ETHAN!"
"Really? You sounded like an Ethan."
"Your name is probably Ethan, cause you're retarded as fuck"
"Really? You sounded like an Ethan."
"Your name is probably Ethan, cause you're retarded as fuck"
by _Wysteria April 16, 2019
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