A substitute sex act, where the man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina without making any thrusting motions or sexual movements and then subsequently withdrawing himself before reaching climax.
A lame lie one says to convince himself that he did not actually participate in intercourse.
A lame lie one says to convince himself that he did not actually participate in intercourse.
"Yeah, we hooked up the other night. But it didn't really count as intercourse, it was purely docking."
by real_voldemort October 12, 2011
Get the docking mug.The tastiest, cheesiest, most topping-laden nacho in the pile eaten first by the jerk who did not take the time to make said nachos. Usually more than one chip make up the "Dock Chip" and is held together by most of the cheese on the plate.
Ben: "Wow, look at this jawsome plate of nachos I've pain-stakingly taken the time to make for myself and my buddies!"
Tony: "MMMM, they look great, I'll have this one/all of them!"
Ben: "Of course you will, because you're the jerk who always takes the 'Dock Chip'!"
Tony: "MMMM, they look great, I'll have this one/all of them!"
Ben: "Of course you will, because you're the jerk who always takes the 'Dock Chip'!"
by Suzdogg May 1, 2008
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Get the docker's thumbs mug.To be drocked is to experience a jaw-drop, and subsequent drying of the mouth, when listening to a song one already knows very well in high quality for the first time. Can also be used for viewing videos, movies or video games in hi-res for the first time.
To drock is to expose someone to this experience.
American English. Variant derivative of German "trocken," "to dry." The spelling change is thought to have been motivated by a desire to make its meaning more transparent, in making it closer to English "dry," or alternatively to suggest the word "jaw" in its pronunciation in some dialects. Its rhyme with "shock" is also noteworthy.
Common variant spellings: drokt, drawkt, drawked, drkk7
To drock is to expose someone to this experience.
American English. Variant derivative of German "trocken," "to dry." The spelling change is thought to have been motivated by a desire to make its meaning more transparent, in making it closer to English "dry," or alternatively to suggest the word "jaw" in its pronunciation in some dialects. Its rhyme with "shock" is also noteworthy.
Common variant spellings: drokt, drawkt, drawked, drkk7
I used to listen to this band on Youtube, but eventually I bought the CD and man, I was drocked for the whole thing!
by Herr Felse October 19, 2011
Get the Drock mug.The consummation of a male homosexual relationship; when the dominant male enters his penis through the penis of the submissive male, the docking ceremony is completed and the men are mates for life.
Did you hear? Jon and George just had their docking ceremony on Saturday! I should have gotten them a housewarming present.
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