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Lil Crusty

A extravagant rapper who is know for his sick beats and flowing lyrics. He is the utmost important human on earth and is like Biggie Cheese (R.I.P.)
Yo Mama- "Lil Crusty is epic"
Me- "Follow him on Soundcloud!"
by maddogism February 1, 2022
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Crusty Rage

Definition 1: noun; When, during anal sex, an old, worn-out hooker, gets angry and clenches her ass cheeks and throws a tantrum, resulting in immense pain (or pleasure) and potentially several STIs to the other party participating in the sexual actions.

Definition 2: noun; a funny way to say Rusty Cage's name.
Definition 1: I called this nasty white a bitch, and she pulled a Crusty Rage on my honky ass!

Definition 2: Rust Cage... Nah.. Crusty Rage lol.
by MyDadHitsLikeABitchLol January 10, 2021
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Crusty Snowman

When a particularly hairy male ejaculates onto their own chest hairs and allows it to dry. This allows for someone to clean the snowman.
When Margaret’s sexy DILF took off his shirt revealing he was a crusty snowman I almost came in my pants, yearning to clean up his mess.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021
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mr crusty

“Hey, don’t touch that it’s mr crusty
by Lpsjerry January 28, 2021
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Crusty Hitchhiker

In the act of a blowjob, the giver inserts their thumb into the receivers anus. This is done in a classical hitchhiker motion.
My girl was giving me a Crusty Hitchhiker. When she was she held up thumb and I said “that’s doo doo baby!”
by DoctorRicklez March 25, 2021
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Colgate Crusties

That clay-like dried toothpaste stuck to the cap of your toothpaste tube
Today I had to clean off the Colgate Crusties
by Cheez-Its2007 April 13, 2021
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bum crusty

by sir bartholomew June 5, 2021
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