In the act of a blowjob, the giver inserts their thumb into the receivers anus. This is done in a classical hitchhiker motion.
My girl was giving me a Crusty Hitchhiker. When she was she held up thumb and I said “that’s doo doo baby!”
by DoctorRicklez March 25, 2021
When a particularly hairy male ejaculates onto their own chest hairs and allows it to dry. This allows for someone to clean the snowman.
When Margaret’s sexy DILF took off his shirt revealing he was a crusty snowman I almost came in my pants, yearning to clean up his mess.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021
Crusty being, well crusty...bread crumbs sticking to the thiccc thighs, and snatch being another word for pussy (vagina).
by CatFeces_Burglar January 04, 2019
A sexual act when you ejaculate on a woman’s vagina, let it dry and crust over, then proceed too eat her out when the semen has dried
by CrustiBoi February 22, 2022
Generally a dusty butt from the mid missouri region. Tends to say dumb Shit at inappropriate times. Professional Shit bum. Normally Carrys the Petree name.
by 816Jerm January 03, 2017
A extravagant rapper who is know for his sick beats and flowing lyrics. He is the utmost important human on earth and is like Biggie Cheese (R.I.P.)
by maddogism February 02, 2022