Condom Comment

A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 1: Yo, do you know what a Condom Comment is?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 2: WOAH
Person 1: Now you stay safe my young ones. Don't get into too much trouble now.
by vodkvh July 22, 2019
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Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.
Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."
by Hym Iam January 24, 2024
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Fox News comments

Comments including racial stereotypes, woman vegana fish jokes, celebrity hate, transphobia, homophobia, defending of murderers who killed protesters, anti protesting for equal rights comments, Dale sr/dale jr comments, “woke” comments, “when men where men and not women” comments, misogynistic comments, boomer humor, country music comments, “groomer/grooming” comments, “nascar died when dale died” comments, “let’s go barandon”comments, anti Bubba Wallace comments, anti pop and rap comments, “who?” Comments for a celebrity they should clearly know, “I’m not watching/buying this!” Comments, etc. the list can go on and on
I get sick looking a Fox News comments
by Nascarfan2007 March 26, 2023
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drive-by comments

To post 3 or more comments on someone's blog, myspace/facebook page in one day.
"She must of been bored at work cause when I signed on she'd filled my page with drive-by comments!"

"Me + Internet = your page getting drive-by comments"
by Lourdes Sinclair May 28, 2008
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Comment-sense

Self explanitory - before you even think about pressing the 'reply' button and publishing your brilliant intellectual thinking for the ENTIRE WORLD to see just make sure that your spelling, punctuation, meanings and meanderings are something that you stand behind 100% O.K.?
Just use your Comment-sense this time, Billy!!!!!
by towilmusic April 19, 2021
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Mouth Comments

When someone belittles someone else for talking. Not when someone is occupied, not when the other person is being loud or obnoxious, but just shaming them for plain old talking.

Usually it’s used by losers who can’t function in society with others around.
Person #1: *talks continuously*

Person #2: Shut up, you talk too much.

Person #1: Quit making mouth comments, dickhead! If you don’t like my story, just leave!
by Cmt145 July 12, 2024
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cum comment

when someone stutters are they say cum comment
ok so he cum commented... i mean commented”
by sectionleader69420 August 30, 2019
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