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Cocaine Fat

A definition of obesity which involves consumption of cocaine in massive amounts. It involves profuse sweating through layer of clothing.
My dad told me the round, sweaty comedian we just met was gonna die soon. He said he was “cocaine fat, be glad you met him.”
by The JBZ June 27, 2021
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The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Are Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality
The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Are Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality
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Cowboy Cocaine

Cheap cocaine cut with caffeine powder that got its name from its use by cowboys to stay awake during long hours on the cattle drive. A dangerous combination, since caffeine powder alone risks overdose and can cause heart arrhythmia
His eyes feeling heavy and no time to stop for rest, Billy snorted a pinky nail full of cowboy cocaine and suddenly felt a burst of adrenaline; his heart racing as though he drank ten espressos.
by Mortisha Addams July 16, 2024
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
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Cocaine

Cocaine is so good for you
by Sex_is_fun69420 August 3, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cocaine: Something Else Other Than Gasoline: The First Juvenile Discharged Release (Chargered)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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COCAINE

Cocaine is a drug. Make sure to have it daily, as it contains a lot of calories, that may or may not kill you. If you don't take your daily cocaine, the world will end, and the universe will quite possibly collapse into an intensely dense dot.
To take your cocaine hold it up to your nose and sniffsniff.
Boy: Hey, have you had your daily cocaine?
Girl: Yes, it smelt very nice today.
Boy: Good don't forget to always take your drugs, or you k ow what's gonna happen.
by Armakuni January 5, 2021
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